"I dont give a crap"
15 years ago
General
A man who didnt give a crap stood in the street, holding a sign saying "I dont give a shit about anything".
Two bullies came to him and started talking:
"You dont give a crap about anything?"
"Yes"
"You dont give a crap about money and such?"
"No"
"Would you give a crap if I beat the crap out of you?"
"I would give a crap about that"
"But your sign says you dont give a crap about anything"
"I dont give a crap what my sign says"
Two bullies came to him and started talking:
"You dont give a crap about anything?"
"Yes"
"You dont give a crap about money and such?"
"No"
"Would you give a crap if I beat the crap out of you?"
"I would give a crap about that"
"But your sign says you dont give a crap about anything"
"I dont give a crap what my sign says"
FA+

*hugs tight*
person 1
"there's no such thing as absolute truth!"
person 2
"is that absolutely true?"
person 1
"oh, absolutely!"