Old Spice makes us moist.
15 years ago
Because none of us...
Hello, Anonymous
Look at your porn
Now back to me
Now back at your porn
Now back to me
Sadly, your porn isn't me.
But, if you'd stop using lady-scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, you could read this in my voice.
Look down
Back up
Where are you
You're on TV, with the man who wants you to have a seat
What's in your hand
Back at me
I have it
It's the sauce to that video you've been searching for
Look again
The sauce leads to CP
Anything is fappable when Anonymous smells like Old Spice and not a lady
You've lost The Game.
Look at your porn
Now back to me
Now back at your porn
Now back to me
Sadly, your porn isn't me.
But, if you'd stop using lady-scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, you could read this in my voice.
Look down
Back up
Where are you
You're on TV, with the man who wants you to have a seat
What's in your hand
Back at me
I have it
It's the sauce to that video you've been searching for
Look again
The sauce leads to CP
Anything is fappable when Anonymous smells like Old Spice and not a lady
You've lost The Game.