I read some shit on FA, I got mad. this happened.

Hey have the pandas finally started fucking like every other species on the planet with an ounce of self-preservation? If not maybe us furries need to help out the conservation effort and show em how its done and fuck some pandas.
Who knows? Maybe all the male pandas are secretly just cuckolding fetishists and this will finally get their useless lazy tubby asses in gear!

I'm glad the world is going to shit! Thanks to ecoconservation we can get away with insulting traditional chinese medicine, and by extension the chinese, as backwoods slant-eyed savage bullshit just like we're colonial brits up in this. WOOOO!

I love how we only give a fuck about the murry purry cute-ass animals. like tigers. And there's not a word of mention about how hermaphroditism in seagulls is on the rise due to them consuming plastic from the pacific gyre and having it fuck up their endocrine systems, Or that plastics have been shown to corrupt the shit out of medical samples, or that monsanto is literally the devil incarnate spewing brimstone into your drinking water. Because that shit's not cute. Fuck it, why don't we convince the chinese that tiger-penis is bullshit, seagull penis is where it's at, I'm sure the world could do with a shitton less seaguls.

Also, fuck breeding, game over too many people here allready. Because if breeding does one thing, it makes highschool age kids who pretend to run around in 'werewolf packs' consuming non-stop insipid shit pop culture at an alarming rate because their parents were raised not to beat their asses. And if there's one thing I hate, it's highschool teenagers who scream that they're not human because their pituitary gland became incontinent. (NO MOOOOOM YOU DON'T UNDERSTEEEEAND, I'MMA WURRWOLF!!) Teenagers are the reason we need to stop breeding, because the one thing I've become vastly certain of is that there are no more adults left in the world, ('cept me, 'cause fuck you) only old teenagers. If we don't breed, and I get me some cryogenic action going on then I'll finally have a world without being bombarded by insipid bullshit at every turn because limp-dick parents keep shitting money into their hands to fuel the advertising machine to keep making them buy shit they don't need and then making ads to address the deep gnawing fear down inside that you're secretly the worst fucking parent imaginable, and that you're worthless and craven because the only goddamn bit of self-actualization you've ever fucking engaged in is shitting out another goddamn worhtless fucking consumer zombie-maggot from the stamp and die factory that is you splattering your tartar sauce into your wife's lowtide-smellin' dugout! SO then you make shit about "PROTECT THE CHILDREN!" so your kids have no capacity to exist in a world that doesn't fucking cater to them, so they turn into massive cuntwads like on jersey shore, and if they don't go that way then they end up whiny sacks of emo hairflipped shit that act like awkward teens well into their 30's at my local record store (Because you are still a teenager, remember?) Or you end up like me and you swear to god you'd better not get a gun because you're not fucking sure who the hell you'd use it on, them or you first. and the only reason the consideration ocurrs is that "I might get myself out of his company faster if I shoot myself first."

I AM TWO STEPS LEFT OF THE MAINSTREAM AND HOLY SHIT AM I FUCKING PISSED.