So tonight I came to a conclusion. Me and Echo were watching High School Musical (shut up, its a great laugh) and I decided that Corbin Bleu's hair isnt made of hair at all. It's actually some strange animal that was found crawling along the side of the road and caught just before it was able to scurry down into a drainage pipe.
How this ungodly, monster of a creature came to be in Corbin's ownership is beyond me. All i have decided is that it's name was to become "Mr. Shy" And would live atop Corbin's head for the remainder of its years.
The sound mixer guy of the High School Musical movies must have had a hard time editing out the sounds of the creatures hisses and growls as it became agitated from all of Corbin's hyperactive dance moves. And need I mention how frustrating it must have been having to redo so many takes after these dance moves frightened the creature into such a state of panic that it released its bladder all down Corbin's face an back.
Just say that in your mind a few times..."A creature named Mr. Shy wetting Corbin Bleu's head"........Those are words that shall get me through many days to come.

(P.S. I was tired when I wrote this)