Go to google, type in "You know you're from (your state)..." and copy paste it on here. Then put in bold the ones you do. Its interesting to see how much it actually matches you.


You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Decatur, Wichita Falls, Burnet, Gruene, Boerne, New Braunfels, Nacogdoches, Mexia, Waco, Amarillo, and Waxahachie.

You plan your Friday night after you go to the high school football game.
_{-->I was in band. I had no choice... clarinets! woot woot!!}

You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.
_{-->no... you press your hand to the nearest window and decide. duh.}

You know people who put ranch dressing on everything.

You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist.

You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
_{-->a-fucking-men.}

You discover that in July it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.
_{-->in fact, I discovered this rather quickly.}

You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
_{-->you do! it hurrrttsss... so bad. Dx}

You find 70 degrees Fahrenheit a little chilly.

You know 4 seasons - Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer and Christmas.
_{-->summer, not summer, and Christmas. see! I know all three! :B}

You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window

Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic.
_{-->ey yam most de-lish-i-ous~}

A carbonated soft drink isn’t a soda, cola, or pop .. it’s a coke, regardless of brand or flavor.
_{-->I've learned to recognize who's from up north by this. |D}

You measure distance in minutes.

Your school classes were canceled because of inch of snow, and some ice.
_{-->mostly ice. and slush. lots of slush.}

You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

You know that no matter how hard you try to draw Texas it always comes out wrong.
_{-->that's right. fuck you panhandle! D<}

You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixin to go to the store.

You find 90 degrees F "a little warm."

You have had this conversation before...
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper."
_{-->all the time. all. the. time...}

You get annoyed when people from the north give you crap for using ya'll, we all know your just jealous.
_{full ultimate list is [HERE] plz}

Extra Explanatory Video on Shopping in Texas: [YouTube]