FA+
Shop
Sex on the Reach
15 years ago
Well, my brakes are completely fucked now. The line to the rear leaks break fluid almost faster than i can pour it in. But i got my bike, so i'm good
In other (more interesting) news my mate
arkanoid0 and I almost got caught having a yiff. He was helping me learn the Gryphon http://www.bad-dragon.com/cart.php?.....category_id=66 when his fucking dad came down-stairs. had to preform an epic maneuver to not get caught. before that, he was stuffing me pretty good while i played Halo Reach. Shit was so cash.
In other (more interesting) news my mate
arkanoid0 and I almost got caught having a yiff. He was helping me learn the Gryphon http://www.bad-dragon.com/cart.php?.....category_id=66 when his fucking dad came down-stairs. had to preform an epic maneuver to not get caught. before that, he was stuffing me pretty good while i played Halo Reach. Shit was so cash. 
definitely gotta do that again
but if it was matchmaking, it would have sounded something like this...
YEAH MOTHERFUCKER TAKE IT!!! OOHH YEAH!! OOHHH OH OHYEAH BITCH! WHOOOOO!!! YEAH!! FUCKIN RAPING YOUR SHIT UP IN THIS BITCH!!! OOOOOOHHHH! UHM. YEAH! HARDER! HARDER!! uhm- I'M POUNDING YOUR MOM HARDER!!!
really found out how quickly i could dive for cover
fuck bullets
had another encounter this past Monday
he arrived right after my dad
thankfully, it was just his lunch break, and he was out in 15 mins
poor Ark had to wait in a bush though
"hey dad. my friend and i are going to my room for awhile so that he can fuck my brains out. so the door's gonna be close. gonna be awhile too. seeya later.... yes, i checked the oil"
I hand picked JFK's car. he said that he should have a hard top but is was a nice and and I talked him round to have a convertible <3
Certainly would have made for an interesting commentary on invasion.