With two trannie hookers lifting my fat nuts to piss over crackling funeral pire. :)

That mental image gave me an orgasm.

Thank you, kind sir.

God damn I'm good... I think I'm gonna open my own phone sex line now.

I take my bladder out and pour it on people

I DON'T HAVE GENITALS

I PEE THROUGH MY FINGERS

So THAT'S how murry purry anatomy works!

Flipping people off was never so effective

I hold my head between my kankles and OPEN W-

I dont have a sheath, but I think they automatically start to get erect on their own, not like HARDCORE ROCK HARD DICK, i mean like, enough so they can bend or point it to a toilet, or someone's face, know what I mean?

Either way, it's fucking dumb.
I've seen how hard it is to piss even with a chubby, there is no way I'd design a character who'd have to go through that EVERY SINGLE MORNING.

Furries = lolanatomy

Yea, I'm not a big fan of sheaths, its just...

it's like a comsmetic thing, it makes you look better but it's unhealthy.


theoritically.




yiff









we should touch eachother on the nose.

diaper.

Goddammit, you win.
There's, like, no other way to make that work. xD

CIRCUMCISION
Chop that sheath off.

For some reason, that has finally made me realize how horrible human circumcision can be.
Yeeowch. :x