I am doing this more often than not due to the incomprehensibly bad economy of the United States -- robbing or looting here is like stealing from a jar of pennies : pointless-- but I am unfortunately cancelling the aforementioned trip to Furfright, as much as it pains me to say it. The following year should be doable, but at the current moment in time, the next Anthrocon is my most promising heading.

Sorry for the announcement for those who were expecting to see me there, but look at it this way friends: you'll have the distinct pleasure of knowing I'll be holding children at gunpoint for delicious chocolate sundries on the 31st.

They don't need to get any more obese anyway, savvy?

That is all.

Sincerely
~Captain Jack Sparrow