Ok once i hread this joke i had to post it, it made me bust a gut. The joke is as the title say "The difference between Potentially and Reality". I heard it on the raido today, and this is in no way mine. (sorry the joke is alittle long but its funny once you reach the end)
Ok here is how it goes

A Son comes to his father and ask, "Papa whats the difference between potenially and reality?"

The father looks at him and says, "Well son i want you to learn that your self so here what i want you to do. Tomarrow go ask your Mom if see would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollar. And ask your brother if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars."

So the next day the little boy dose what his father asked and went to his mother, "Mom would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?"

she said, "Yeah I guess, Robert Redford is ok looking and the family dose need the money."

Then the boy asked his sister, "Sister would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million Dollars?"

she said, "A million dolars! I would sleep with him for free!"

Finally the boy asks his brother, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?"

he said, "Yeah I need the money so I would sleep with him."

So the father asked, "What did you learn?"
The boy looks up and said, "Well potenially we are sitting on three million dollars, but in reality we are living with two sluts and i now know my borther is gay."