So on Saturday we hit another haunted house attraction. Rated #11 in the country no less! Though I was let down, they did have some good points. A few good props that looked right out of the Spawn movie and then a 15 foot tall skeletal ogre with a corpse taking swipes at us.
THey also had shows for wwhile you wait in line. My favorite was the HOT fire dancer. She had fans, a lot like those folding paper fans, only they were on fire. Wearing a loin cloth and face paint she had a gypsy look about her. Plus... she was hot.
Then, just before you go into the "Blood Shed" they had a 2 foot tall woman. Not sure if she was a midget, a dwarf, or what. There are so many varieties, but I've never met such a small person. HEr thing to entertain the crowd... inflate a 4 foot long balloon and stuff it down her throat. Dwarf erotica people would have been in love. She was a cute little thing, too.