So a few weeks ago I started on a fursuit. Its turning out great. Now, I wore the partial out and about. All things going swell. Well apparently the Lehigh Valley Mall in Whitehall Pennsylvania has a problem with wearing fursuits. Why? "Because I'm concealing my identity" Now. HOW IN THE HELL DOES A FURSUIT IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM HIDE AN IDENTITY??? If i wanted to be anonymous I WOULD CHOSE A HARDER TO RECOGNIZE DISGUISE. "Who robbed the store?" "A GIANT BADGER" is a lot more descriptive, unique, and identifiable. Then "that guy wearing all black and a ski mask."

Seriously who wants to flash mob it on holloween and out and out pwn the entire place. And when we get told to take our heads off. WE SCREAM "THEN MAKE EVERY SINGLE CHILD IN COSTUME TAKE THEIR MASK OFF AS WELL." And when we get kicked out. Lets protest.