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Pandora's Private Pages: Journal 3
15 years ago
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Hey Journal. I know it's been a while since I wrote in you and I'm sorry for that. I've also been tearing out pages, because my two idiot brothers have been stealing you and writing in false entrees. Yeah the above go together. And I am NEVER unfresh 'down there' despite what Calamity writes. That little PUNK!
Anyway, Calamity and Chaos are in traction right now, and I'm also grounded. Mom is very uptight about me breaking my siblings in half, so you know, no going out for a while.
But my friends...my FRIENDS <3 <3 <3
Ok, so after removing a large portion of Chaos' fur, mom grounds me, right? But then, Juliette, angel that she is, sneaks over in the middle of the night and tosses me up a few CDs. One of them is the Goo Goo Dolls, greatest hits, and the other is Owl City: Ocean Eyes. (I played my old one so much it wore out) And I...I love her...and, oh, oh oh, Sasha and Callie! They came over next, and they tossed me up a copy of this new video game, It's like Dynasty Warriors, only it's on the Wii. It's called: Sengoku Basara: Samurai Heroes!
So I've been doing that too. And then Rush snuck in and we...uh...he...he helped me ahem forget that I was grounded. You know. He's -really- good at purring like Juli says. Like he's got his own personal engine or something in there.
Anyway, so the other night I kidnapped Babs Bunny. Right? Little pink show boat at Acme Loo? It's the bunny my brother is constantly trying to catch. Heh, I just invited her over and then tied her up. Easy peasy lemon squeezey. So I have her tied up and she's squirming and I've gagged her and she's whimpering and I start cutting off her clothing right. Snip snip snip. Can't cook a rabbit while she's wearing clothes. Duh. So she's naked and wiggling and I get this ...terribly naughty Idea. I mean she's not going anywhere right? And I've got her all to myself and the house is empty and she's prey...and why not have a little taste test? So I start by licking her cheek...and slowly work my way down to her neck, kissing softly, tickling my tongue delicately across her strawberry fur. She tastes so fresh...so clean. And her scent is so saturated with fear but that's slowly changing to something else. I kiss lower, suckling warmly at her neck while she gasps and wriggles in her bonds, trying desperately to escape. Not escape the bonds I've placed her in, but trying to escape the sensations rippling through her plump little bunny body.
I kiss lower, across her neck, down to her collar, and lower still, peppering her body with sweet, tickling bumblebee buzzing kisses, that make her arch and squirm. Lower still until I reac
THE FIRST THING CALAMITY DOES ONCE HE'S OUT OF TRACTION IS GO STRAIGHT TO MY JOURNAL! Can you BELIEVE that kid?! For heavens sakes! And I KNOW he tore out that last entry I made. Lil pervert. I am SO embarrassed. What if...what if he tells somebody what I did?! I can't believe how much detail I went into there! I can't believe I explained every little lick and tickle and suckle. I have GOT to get that entry back! UGH. I'm in SO much trouble if he shows it to mom! I mean ...I mean she might understand, you know? It's ok to be curious right? Shit. SHIT. What do I do. Ok, no big deal. I'll just go talk to Calamity. Just talk to Calamity. And if he doesn't agree I'll beat him with a tack hammer
Anyway, Calamity and Chaos are in traction right now, and I'm also grounded. Mom is very uptight about me breaking my siblings in half, so you know, no going out for a while.
But my friends...my FRIENDS <3 <3 <3
Ok, so after removing a large portion of Chaos' fur, mom grounds me, right? But then, Juliette, angel that she is, sneaks over in the middle of the night and tosses me up a few CDs. One of them is the Goo Goo Dolls, greatest hits, and the other is Owl City: Ocean Eyes. (I played my old one so much it wore out) And I...I love her...and, oh, oh oh, Sasha and Callie! They came over next, and they tossed me up a copy of this new video game, It's like Dynasty Warriors, only it's on the Wii. It's called: Sengoku Basara: Samurai Heroes!
So I've been doing that too. And then Rush snuck in and we...uh...he...he helped me ahem forget that I was grounded. You know. He's -really- good at purring like Juli says. Like he's got his own personal engine or something in there.
Anyway, so the other night I kidnapped Babs Bunny. Right? Little pink show boat at Acme Loo? It's the bunny my brother is constantly trying to catch. Heh, I just invited her over and then tied her up. Easy peasy lemon squeezey. So I have her tied up and she's squirming and I've gagged her and she's whimpering and I start cutting off her clothing right. Snip snip snip. Can't cook a rabbit while she's wearing clothes. Duh. So she's naked and wiggling and I get this ...terribly naughty Idea. I mean she's not going anywhere right? And I've got her all to myself and the house is empty and she's prey...and why not have a little taste test? So I start by licking her cheek...and slowly work my way down to her neck, kissing softly, tickling my tongue delicately across her strawberry fur. She tastes so fresh...so clean. And her scent is so saturated with fear but that's slowly changing to something else. I kiss lower, suckling warmly at her neck while she gasps and wriggles in her bonds, trying desperately to escape. Not escape the bonds I've placed her in, but trying to escape the sensations rippling through her plump little bunny body.
I kiss lower, across her neck, down to her collar, and lower still, peppering her body with sweet, tickling bumblebee buzzing kisses, that make her arch and squirm. Lower still until I reac
THE FIRST THING CALAMITY DOES ONCE HE'S OUT OF TRACTION IS GO STRAIGHT TO MY JOURNAL! Can you BELIEVE that kid?! For heavens sakes! And I KNOW he tore out that last entry I made. Lil pervert. I am SO embarrassed. What if...what if he tells somebody what I did?! I can't believe how much detail I went into there! I can't believe I explained every little lick and tickle and suckle. I have GOT to get that entry back! UGH. I'm in SO much trouble if he shows it to mom! I mean ...I mean she might understand, you know? It's ok to be curious right? Shit. SHIT. What do I do. Ok, no big deal. I'll just go talk to Calamity. Just talk to Calamity. And if he doesn't agree I'll beat him with a tack hammer
CALAMITY! GIVE ME THAT #$%^ING ENTRY!!!
me a poiv! *glare*