My cat and I talk about a lot of things. I live on my own in a big city where I literally only know two people on a personal level so her and I have gotten close over the very few moths of her life she has been alive. Here are some things we discuss from time to time:

1. Her attitude.
2. How she is going to change her attitude by using the right choices.
3. How she needs to follow those choices.
4. Her choice not to follow those choices and continue biting my feet.
5. Why she shouldn't bite my feet.
6. Why drinking out of the toilet is gross.
7. How her day went. This is normally a short conversation ending with her meowing at her food bowl.
8. Food.
9. Biting my feet.
10. That meowing to get her way isn't going to work.
11. Discussing why meowing to get her way is only going to work this one time.

Aurgh I'm bored.