Sounds like foxy boxing
15 years ago
General
Yeah, another of those journals... only this one is funny as hell...
"Attention all! My name is (you all know the people I speak of) and I am a foxy boxer. I will be kicked out of my apartment because I cannot pay my rent, so PLEASE donate some fap-art even though it wont help me continue to have shelter. Now hear my words of sorrow... SORROW! I sit and I stumble through these streets I call home. No one does see me, no more now known. SEX is all that makes this world turn round. My art, poetry, and 3D models are all FREE comodoties now. These things need a gimmick, these things need a catch. So WILLINGLY I make a living by men pounding my ass. I'm the willing whore of the streets of this fandom fapped to by the masses of this city and admired for my titties. Let me fap off for you so you fap off for me so I may have SEVERAL cocks jammed inside of me. LAUGH at my sorrow and ABUSE me like trash (okay!) for the commissions I ask leave me strapped for some cash. I wanna be this and but I don't wanna BREED but now I'm proudly a part of YOUR society! I am what you made me."
At this rate they're going to have to eat ME to survive.
"Yeah, good luck trying to catch me you Prius driving fatty!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZwSw90fYcA&feature=player_embedded#!
With apologies to the creator's for Foamy for so brutally fucking up the poem... but I couldn't resist.
OH I just learned a new word. Gives me all kinds of ideas about my rantings as an anti-erotic boxing nut into a comic strip. We all know the Green Lantern, right? Well... look up the word Slattern... and all those who know me know what I'm thinking. Just a shame I can't MAKE this comic witout getting into trouble.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi.....?term=slattern
I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I love what I've become, the nightmare's just begun
I must confess that I feel like a monster
"Attention all! My name is (you all know the people I speak of) and I am a foxy boxer. I will be kicked out of my apartment because I cannot pay my rent, so PLEASE donate some fap-art even though it wont help me continue to have shelter. Now hear my words of sorrow... SORROW! I sit and I stumble through these streets I call home. No one does see me, no more now known. SEX is all that makes this world turn round. My art, poetry, and 3D models are all FREE comodoties now. These things need a gimmick, these things need a catch. So WILLINGLY I make a living by men pounding my ass. I'm the willing whore of the streets of this fandom fapped to by the masses of this city and admired for my titties. Let me fap off for you so you fap off for me so I may have SEVERAL cocks jammed inside of me. LAUGH at my sorrow and ABUSE me like trash (okay!) for the commissions I ask leave me strapped for some cash. I wanna be this and but I don't wanna BREED but now I'm proudly a part of YOUR society! I am what you made me."
At this rate they're going to have to eat ME to survive.
"Yeah, good luck trying to catch me you Prius driving fatty!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZwSw90fYcA&feature=player_embedded#!
With apologies to the creator's for Foamy for so brutally fucking up the poem... but I couldn't resist.
OH I just learned a new word. Gives me all kinds of ideas about my rantings as an anti-erotic boxing nut into a comic strip. We all know the Green Lantern, right? Well... look up the word Slattern... and all those who know me know what I'm thinking. Just a shame I can't MAKE this comic witout getting into trouble.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi.....?term=slattern
I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I love what I've become, the nightmare's just begun
I must confess that I feel like a monster
FA+

Besides, I gave no names. You, me, and maybe four or five other people I know who I mean. If a there is an utterance it's going to be because someone else says it and drops the ball.
Don't tell me to stop being an asshole. I AM an asshole, you know it, I know it, they know it. Otherwise I'd expect you to be willing to tell THEM that THEY act like pimps, hos, and sluts and they should expect people to treat them as such. I got a right to speak out my opinion. No names were given, my opinion was. Try and take that away and you and whoever treads in dangerous waters.
But when I started getting mad a few people did listen and they saw what I am getting at. They understood, and while sure, they still see a female boxer as sexy they made the choice to portray them properly in a way that a female in the sport could look upon proudly. I know the foxies aint going anywhere anytime soon. But bein' the nice guy made the problem worse because when I didn't speak out they thought it would be cool and fine. In furry fandom Sierra seems to have fertilized the depraved state of mind these people have. It allowed it to grow and helped it cultivate and that weighs heavy on me.
So I am here to serve as a reminder that not everyone thinks it's hip, rad, and kewl to put a sexual twist on everything. If I stay quiet then they'll think "It must be okay now." and they'll hit it hard and fast. They'll multiply... they'll get worse... one of them has already left because she saw her obsessive personality was running her life (Internet was eating up reality so she chose reality), MAYBE someday... miracle of miracles... some of these others will grow up a little and think "Yeah, if a world champion walked up and I had all my art with me... I wouldn't want to show her. Maybe it's time I began to put my BEST face forward."
I know about not being able to say the right thing or read things right or not. I say stupid shit if I had too much to drink (And no, I aint alcoholic. I drink RARELY because it triggers my gout)
I created the SOUND OF MADNESS, wrote the BOOK ON PAIN, somehow I'm STILL HERE TO EXPLAIN that the DARKEST HOUR never comes in the night. You can sleep with the gun... but when you gonna wake up and fight... for yourself?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGt-8adyabk&feature=related
You have a good head on your shoulders, a strong back, and good legs. If you feel like you're losing its because you aint usin' 'em.