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Did somebody say seconds?

THIRDS, EVEN

hmm... idea! at their weight if you dropped them from a plane high enough that they'd reach terminal velocity the impact would transfer enough energy that it could create destruction on scale to an atomic bomb -- possibly a hydrogen bomb.

now how to get them on the plane... and find a place strong enough to hold them.

EXCELLENT IDEA

NOW IF ONLY WE CAN MAKE PLANES STRONG ENOUGH TO PICK THEM UP

OR MAYBE WE CAN USE TRACTOR BEAMS LIKE A BOSS

doesn't that Gladdest person or whatever have some thing like that?

MAYBE WE DO

...NO WE DON'T I JUST CHECKED

FUCK

Maybe we could use a spoon.

EXCELLENT, A SPOON WE SHALL USE.

SPOON IS THE OPTIMAL TOOL FOR THIS USE !

I can't wait until they forget to mince the cow for a hamburger out of sheer laziness, and end up with a cowburger instead.

Man, that's nasty shit.

RULE 36, MAN: THERE SHALL ALWAYS BE SOMETHING MORE FUCKED UP THAN WHAT YOU JUST SAW


AAALWAAAAYSS.