Howdy!

Well i've been invited to a BDSM Costume party. Now the funny thing about the bdsm community in my area is that well most are straight or lesbian. I am the ONLY gay guy in my group....it sucks balls. Because while the females will play with me, they wont do certain areas cause they dont want to "offend" the gay guy and the males aren't secure enough in their sexuality to play the "gay" guy.

Well, my best friend from the group came by as he has been in Houston for the past few months he wanted to come to the party. Now my friend we'll call him "the bunny" is straight but has slight bi tendancies. He is a twink body type and deliciously sexy. So he tells me for the party he wants to go in a miniskirt and such. I'm fine with this and even more fine when he asks if he can use my apartment as the place where he will "nair" his legs. For those of you who dont know, nair is a hair removal cream. We did use the Nair for Men, so the smell was slightly bearable...as womens nair... is toxic in the air LOL, not really but its bad.

So I'm there to keep him "company" also to watch him do this in a thong, because he wont be nude in front of me. *sad lion is sad* anyways, so I'm under the impression he has done this before. That is soon obviously not the case as he barely uses any for his first leg and we wait the time, and then it just comes off in patches. I then inform him, back in my younger (18-19) days that I had a boyfriend that loved nair and also liked his bigger guys like me smooth (I have thus rethought this idea as I dont like looking like a fat hairless 15 year old pre-pubescent, I'm fine being fat and hairy and believe thats how it should be). So I confess to have using Nair many times....

So there I am instructing this Straight guy on how to nair his legs, and I'm sitting there squirting the cream into his paws and then yelling at him if he's not applying it thick enough on his other leg. So we set to work, and i'm telling him the time limits to keep it on, to apply it in a pattern, and then telling him to take it off in a pattern. He soon says "I bow down to your mastery of things gay" which I just have to laugh at. Needless to say this one works the way it's supposed to. I look at the other leg and we dont really have alot of nair left cause damn this bunny was hairy. So we worked on that one, which I've been laughing calling him "patches." So I'm actually getting alot of the stuff out of this bottle and he is amazed that I keep coaxing cream outta the bottle, and he starts making MORE gay jokes *rolls eyes* Little does he know he's gonna get cuddled to and groped tonight when we have the share the "ONLY" bed at my place. *Evil Lion Grin*

So, he's in the shower right now shaving the slight patches that we were unable to really get off or fix on the first leg. I feel happy in that I've actually helped out a straight guy in the art of nair. LOL even though I haven't done it for years and will continue to not do it except perhaps in certain areas and only if my lover asks it of me. I aslo can't wait to get my friend in just a miniskirt and tackle hug and fondle him till he just freaks out from a gay guy touching him!!!!!! I'm going to call it even for the mess of hair and ick that is clogging up my bath tub now cause I know he wont clean it.

Sabian IV