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The Whore-ers of children.
18 years ago
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tenOkay, I have like, a dream that makes me spoo, cause it's just that fucking awesome, I mean, I'm surrounded by electronics and get discounts and benefits for all of it. I'm so bloody amazingly happy! :D
UNTIL!!
"MOMMY MOMMY LOOKIT, THE JUNGLE BOOK ON DVD OMG ITS SO COOL, I LIKE BEARS AND KITTIES THAT TALK CAUSE I WANNA SEE THEM DO THINGS HAPPILY TOGETHER!" -future furry overload. also grabs the movie-
"SHUT UP BILLY AND COME BACK TO MY FUCKING NEEDS, WE NEED A CAMERA, NOT MOVIES TO ENTERTAIN YOUR WHIMS, CAMERA! NOW GET THE FUCK OVER HERE YOU SHIT HOLE, I WISH I NEVER SQUEEZED YOU OUT OF MY VAG." -glare-
"I LOVE YOU TOO MOMMY!" -runs over and puts movie in games section. runs to mom who hates him-
So like, that's kind of what it's like, only less hate, more annoyance. I'm constantly finding shit that children have touched, and it ANGERS ME D:< children move everything to exactly the place it's -not- supposed to be. I hate children. D:< HATE.
They also ask annoying questions D:<!
Child:"Do you have the pokemond pearl game? :D "
Ten: "actually, we're fresh out, but we do have diamond :/ "
Child:"What's the difference, i want pearl :[ "
Ten:"Well, there's truely not that much difference other than a select few pokemon that are in one but not the other, and in all honesty, for a boy such as yourself, you'll prolly like diamond version better"
Child: "So when'll yall get pearl in?"
Ten:"When will you die and leave my presence?"
Child: "haha, what's the differences between the two?"
Ten: "I already told you.."
Child: "I have diamond version already"
Ten: "Then why do you want pearl.."
Child: "I'm asking the questions here.."
Ten: "snippy"
Child: "fuck off"
Ten: "wha- nevermind, Why do you want pearl.."
Child: "my brother has it"
Ten: "lack of logic detected"
Child: "I'll kill your bitch ass"
Ten: "christ" o_o
Child: "hehe" -runs off-
Children are truely that scarey... in my mind...a fter two hours of sleep
I don't know where I'm going with this ...
I hate kids.
UNTIL!!
"MOMMY MOMMY LOOKIT, THE JUNGLE BOOK ON DVD OMG ITS SO COOL, I LIKE BEARS AND KITTIES THAT TALK CAUSE I WANNA SEE THEM DO THINGS HAPPILY TOGETHER!" -future furry overload. also grabs the movie-
"SHUT UP BILLY AND COME BACK TO MY FUCKING NEEDS, WE NEED A CAMERA, NOT MOVIES TO ENTERTAIN YOUR WHIMS, CAMERA! NOW GET THE FUCK OVER HERE YOU SHIT HOLE, I WISH I NEVER SQUEEZED YOU OUT OF MY VAG." -glare-
"I LOVE YOU TOO MOMMY!" -runs over and puts movie in games section. runs to mom who hates him-
So like, that's kind of what it's like, only less hate, more annoyance. I'm constantly finding shit that children have touched, and it ANGERS ME D:< children move everything to exactly the place it's -not- supposed to be. I hate children. D:< HATE.
They also ask annoying questions D:<!
Child:"Do you have the pokemond pearl game? :D "
Ten: "actually, we're fresh out, but we do have diamond :/ "
Child:"What's the difference, i want pearl :[ "
Ten:"Well, there's truely not that much difference other than a select few pokemon that are in one but not the other, and in all honesty, for a boy such as yourself, you'll prolly like diamond version better"
Child: "So when'll yall get pearl in?"
Ten:"When will you die and leave my presence?"
Child: "haha, what's the differences between the two?"
Ten: "I already told you.."
Child: "I have diamond version already"
Ten: "Then why do you want pearl.."
Child: "I'm asking the questions here.."
Ten: "snippy"
Child: "fuck off"
Ten: "wha- nevermind, Why do you want pearl.."
Child: "my brother has it"
Ten: "lack of logic detected"
Child: "I'll kill your bitch ass"
Ten: "christ" o_o
Child: "hehe" -runs off-
Children are truely that scarey... in my mind...a fter two hours of sleep
I don't know where I'm going with this ...
I hate kids.
No really.
Fuck you. Hard. Harder. Okay not that hard, but almost. Yeah there ya go. :D
*Attempts to calm*
*Shakes a fist at the foxes running rampant in the area*
Shit, I get to see all the mothers and their five children that they don't watch and can't control. Let alone the whole fact that most of the infants can be heard roughly 200 feet away on the opposite side of the bleeding store.
I don't mind kids in general, but kids that misbehave , on a big scale, like screaming and breaking things. =s
So when kids are around, expression = -_-
I've been so tempted...
... Do you really wanna clean up that mess? D:
Oddly, I might choose the first >___>;
Sorry you have to deal with that. :P
I can now say I have the stomach of a cement mixer and the practical diet of a hyena ^^;
OH SICK BURN
20 year old mom: stop being alittle faggot
Me over my the door of the store: O_O *to the person next to me* wtf?! that kid is like 4, you dont say that to a 4 year old
The best thing about working with people is when you get one of those rich people with a kid that keeps crying and screaming (like a little kid even) and they do NOTHING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE CHILD. Makes me so mad i just want to run and scream at them. I used to walk next to the people and every time the kid would scream or cry i would go "Oh god i can't take this" and sigh loudly. :D
"Can I hold the hamster :D"
"No, I'm not supposed to take them out, they bite, you might want to think about getting a rat instead"
"Ewww rats have ugly tails"
"No no, rats are better than hamsters, they're smart friendly and don't bite"
"But the hamsters are so cute"
"But they're satanic in origin."
"Awww look, it's nibbling it's food, can I hold it?"
"No, they bite"
Plus there's the time the idiot kid threw a ball python at his little brother.
ball python to the head
AND ANOTHER FOR JENNY AND THE WHIMP!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFldBVWFgWo
I've seen both versions xD
I was watching the Pheonix Wright one already because you reminded me of it x3
-Grammar Nazi 2.0-
"I like kids, especially when on whole wheat bread ;D"
an 8 year old boy tied down and thor'd
at my job the closest we get to handling children is the horrendous mess they leave in minivans
oh
dear
god
you would not believe it
my parents never let me eat anything in the car
THAT REMINDS ME
HOLY FUCK
THIS FUCKING ONE WOMAN HAD A MINIVAN
WITH TWO PLASMA MINI TVS IN THE SEATS
A PS2 ON THE FLOOR
AND FUCKING SHIT AND FOOD EVERYWHERE
and the two kids who got out of the car were like 10 and 8
both boys
both are gonna be stoners you can see it
one had an ipod and the other a ds
what the fuck
what is wrong with mothers
if I had a kid they are getting shit like I got
because chances are I dont have money to waste from suing the father
... :O
You should sooo get MSN :P
"Why doesn't this work"
Because it's not supported.
"Why isn't it supported?"
Because you have a Mac.
"That's no excuse. How can we fix this?"
WE can't. WE have macs. That isn't supported, period. I can install Windows XP for you, that will solve the issue.
"But I don't want to use Windows. I like OS X. It's so advanced and is so fast!"
But it doesn't support half the things you want to do.
"Let me know when you find out how to do what we want to do."
Die. In. A. Fire. kplztnx.
I work at GameStop so I get all those questions and more. -_-
Now we can share our hate for children.
If I acted the way half the kids I see act in public I'd've got a beating... and I'd've deserved it too!
I learned the difference between right and wrong thanks to harsh parenting. Hooray for being poor! (I love my parents!)
The best thing though is when kids come into the store and start touching shit, and instead of their parents being like, "If you touch anything, we're leaving," they just run up, scream "DON'T TOUCH THAT!" and smack the kid. Then the kid starts crying and throwing a tantrum in the middle of the shop floor and instead of taking their kid outside, the parent yells, smacks them again, and then proceeds to walk around for 30 minutes before buying a $2.50 thank-you card. And then she smacks the kid again for good measure.
hahahha so awesome <3
after that how can you hate kids XD they are so evil <3333
them: Hey can we-
me: No! Sit down, shut up and watch cartoons.
them: But-
me: I said no! *smack*
them: *cries*
me: shut up or i'll do it again
The little fuckers always told on me