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The truth about cakecon revealed.
15 years ago
http://jaspian.livejournal.com/47751.html LOLOLOLOLOL
"On the way I stopped at something called "Cake Con". Perhaps Furfright successfully managed to squash the party-sense from the Furfright crowd for good, because "Cake Con" was the biggest party at the convention, and it was absolutely pathetic. There was no music, no lights, no booze. There was cake, and there was almost nobody there. In the room there was no more than 8 people. There were a few standing outside. They had a drinks machine that nobody was using (this made me a little jealous). Anyway, the cake wasn't even very good. Later on in the convention, Talliy directed me to their party poster, which was a parody on the FOXmas convention poster. Clearly they acknowledged that Frozen Oasis was *the* party leader, and the group to beat. Laughably, they implied that Cake Con was better than a Frozen Oasis. Sorry fellas, but you're not even in the same league as Frozen Oasis. FO is many orders of magnitude greater than your cake con... and recently we even got an industrial-size frozen drinks machine. Don't compare yourselves to the big party unless you want to look small."
SHIT GUYS WE JUST GOT TOLD
OINLY EIGHT PEOPLE AT CAKECON
NOT ENOUGH NECKBEARDS TOUCHING TO COMPETE WITH FROZEN OASIS
In order to be cool you obviously have to LIE TO A HOTEL ABOUT YOUR OWN FATTY CON shit we'll never stack up
"On the way I stopped at something called "Cake Con". Perhaps Furfright successfully managed to squash the party-sense from the Furfright crowd for good, because "Cake Con" was the biggest party at the convention, and it was absolutely pathetic. There was no music, no lights, no booze. There was cake, and there was almost nobody there. In the room there was no more than 8 people. There were a few standing outside. They had a drinks machine that nobody was using (this made me a little jealous). Anyway, the cake wasn't even very good. Later on in the convention, Talliy directed me to their party poster, which was a parody on the FOXmas convention poster. Clearly they acknowledged that Frozen Oasis was *the* party leader, and the group to beat. Laughably, they implied that Cake Con was better than a Frozen Oasis. Sorry fellas, but you're not even in the same league as Frozen Oasis. FO is many orders of magnitude greater than your cake con... and recently we even got an industrial-size frozen drinks machine. Don't compare yourselves to the big party unless you want to look small."
SHIT GUYS WE JUST GOT TOLD
OINLY EIGHT PEOPLE AT CAKECON
NOT ENOUGH NECKBEARDS TOUCHING TO COMPETE WITH FROZEN OASIS
In order to be cool you obviously have to LIE TO A HOTEL ABOUT YOUR OWN FATTY CON shit we'll never stack up
because that sounds exactly like what it was
UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH
Sorry guys we needed to move the cake to the next room because we needed to fit all the DJs. ENJOY THE MUSIC!!
laughing too damn hard
They'd all be as incoherent as the socially inept furries dancing to it.
WHAT
http://en.wikifur.com/w/images/f/f0.....III_poster.jpg
However, I attended last years, and there was Music, there were drinks, there was cake, and there were PLENTY OF PEOPLE
So something tells me that this person missed the party and is not cool enough for cakecon school
Though I have to say, FurFright last year was great, but the service sucked so I mean, you should go to a con more than once rather than right off the bad say it sucks.
There was bacon cake before I got there?
That's it, I'm writing a negative LJ post too. HARUMPH
so good
I AM GONNA VOMIT UP THIS CAKE AND MAIL IT BACK TO YOU.
jesus why would you have a party if IT ISN'T AN ACTUAL PARTY
...I'm okay with this :D
GOTTA TELL THE INTERNET ABOUT HOW LAME THIS PARTY IS SO NOBODY WILL GO AND THEY'LL GO TO FROZEN OASIS INSTEAD