: What to do for dinner? (looking in the fridge)

: Kill Batman.

: How about steak?

: Kill Batman steak?

: Look, stop trying to kill Batman. If you have to kill a superhero, kill Superman. He's an ass.

: I'm not going to kill Superman. I have to kill Batman.

: Why do you have to kill Batman?

: Batman is protector of all. Including Gingers. I can't take out the Ginger Queen without taking him out. I take out the Ginger Queen, I take out the nest. When the head nest falls, all the others hives will crumble. All the Gingers will be fucked. Or as the French say, had le cock.

: .............. (thinking) *Why am I not surprised?*





He doesn't really hate Gingers. His best friend is one and probably the biggest Ginger-Basher I know.