I hate Justin Bieber. I seriously do.

Why I hate him? Because he's basically everything that is wrong in the music industry. I'm sure people remember Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus). That's what he basically is...except a hundred times WORSE. Seriously, every time i even a single word from his songs i start considering drilling holes in my skull just to end the torment.

But hey, why settle with hate when one can simply bash his lyrics? And why not bash his "hit song" Baby?

Ohh wooaah (3x)
You know you love me,I know you care
(No I don't love you and i don't care about you)
Just shout whenever, And I'll be there
(Shout whenever...what? Hey jackass you forgot to include "...you want")
You want my love, You want my heart
(If by wanting your heart you mean ripped out of your chest and stuck on a stick then yes)
And we will never ever ever be apart
(except if i got a warranty from the court that states that you have to stay miles away from me)

Are we an item? Girl quit playing
(Aw but I wanna play World of Warcraft!)
Were just friends, What are you saying
(If we ever were friends, then i demand to be transferred to Hell)
Said theres another, Look right in my eyes
(Another singer better than you? Yeah there is like a hundred of them...)

My first love broke my heart for the first time,
(and a bottle of wine on my head)
And I was like
Baby, baby, baby ohhh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
(couldn't a single baby be enough?)
I thought youd always be mine mine
(You thought wrong, creep)

Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
(Hit me baby one more time)
I thought youd always be mine,mine (oh oh)
(I'm calling the cops)

For you, I would have done whatever
(stopping what you call music?)
And I just can't believe, we ain't together
(Find another chick)
And I wanna play it cool, But I'm losin' you
(get another girl)
I'll buy you anything, I'll buy you any ring
(Seriously tell her to fuck off. Grow a pair!)
And im in pieces, Baby fix me
(Sorry not enough glue or "give a damn" left in my store)
And just shake me til' you wake me from this bad dream
(how about punching you?)

Im going down, down, down, dooown
(Down, down, down into the fires of Music Hell)
And I just cant believe my first love would be around.
(That's because she heard Justin Timberlake)

And I'm like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
(I wish i could use a phrase from Heavy of Team fortress 2, but I'm afraid that an obese Russian wielding a huge ass minigun would hunt me down and shove it up my ass)
I thought youd always be mine, mine
(The cops are on their way...I was told they even called SWAT)