If I were a month, I would be August

If I were a day of the week, I would be Saturday.

If I were a time of the day, I would be Midnight.

If I were a planet, I would be Neptune.

If I were a sea animal, I would be a Sea Otter.

If I were a direction, I would be East.

If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a Recliner.

If I were a liquid, I would be Orange Soda.

If I were a gemstone, I would be an Emerald or Black Onyx.

If I were a tree, I would be a Japanese Maple.

If I were a tool, I would be a Swiss Army Knife.

If I were a flower, I would be a Dandelion.

If I were a kind of weather, I would be a Thunderstorm.

If I were a musical instrument, I would be a Flute.

If I were a color, I would be Orange.

If I were an emotion, I would be Quirky.

If I were a fruit, I would be an Orange.

If I were a sound, I would be the sound of Thunder.

If I were an element, I would be Lightning.

If I were a car, I would be an Orange Jeep.

If I were a food, I would be a Steak with A1.

If I were a place, I would be Vermont.

If I were a material, I would be Faux Fur.

If I were a taste, I would be Bitter.

If I were a scent, I would be the scent of Cinnamon.

If I were an animal, I would be an Owl or a Tayra.

If I were an object, I would be a wallscroll of IchiRuki hanging on Kubo's wall.

If I were a body part, I would be the Ears.

If I were a facial expression, I would be a Smirk.

If I were a pair of shoes, I would be Circa.