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Going to MFF Meme and other things
15 years ago
Grabbed this from Shawntae so blame him. I'm not going, but what the hell, I'll throw something up into the journal for shits and giggles...
MMF MEME REMIX:
Where are you staying
Home.
What day are you getting there?
Not going, man.
How long are you going?
I said I'm not going.
Who will you be with?
I fly solo when I get a hotel room. Not big into the whole group thing.
What is your gender?
Male
How old are you?
A cryptic 38
How tall are you?
5' 7". You wanna know my friggin' zodiac sign too?
What suits will you have?
The only time I wear a suit is if I'm going to a funeral. Otherwise, it's jeans, boots, t-shirts and a leather jacket all the way.
Do you do free art?
Hahahaaaa! Oh, shit. Wait. You were serious? Geez, now I feel bad.
Actually, no, I don't do free art. The last time I drew for free was in 1981, when I was 9 years old.
Can I touch you?
Only if you've grown tired of having limbs attached to your body.
Can I talk to you?
Sure! I like talking to folks. Just, you know, try to talk about something other than furry stuff.
Can I take pictures with you?
Ahh, not really too keen on getting my picture taken, man.
Are you nice?
I reckon so. I'm usually sarcastic, but not rude. I only act like a dick on image boards cuz I loves me some trollin'
Can I stalk you?
Only if you wear a Kevlar vest 24-7
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
I don't drink alcohol. I used to like beer, but had to stop any and all alcohol consumption after the transplants 3 years ago.
Can I hug or snuggle you?
I don't even hug members of my own family, man. But handshakes are cool. Not that stupid gang-signs handshake bullshit. A real handshake.
May I ask you for a Dance?
The last time I danced was when breakdancing first came out in the very early 80's. So...uh...I guess the answer is "no thanks".
Do you like parties?
Going somewhere to watch people become inebriated drunkards who flail around and make asses of themselves is always quite tempting, especially since they'll often have no recollection of it the next morning. But in general, no, I'm not much of a party guy. In fact, if I ever want to "cut loose", I get behind the wheel or the handlebars. That's way more pleasurable than a gathering of intoxicated blowhards.
Can I talk about/do drugs in front of you?
I'm not into drugs or smoking, so I'd prefer you kept that shit away.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Just do what any normal person would do. A wave of the hand, a head nod, a little "Hey, what's up?" will work wonders.
Now that that little bit of insanity is out of the way, I thought I'd take a moment to let folks know about a contest currently being held on the Cat's N Cameras website. Click on the link below for more details. Do it, fucker. Now.
From Cheetah's journal:
"Help spread the word!!
It's been a few years since TJA has had a contest of any kind, but this one's one heck of a come back. Being Cats n' Camera's first ever contest, we're proud to present "The Great CnC Drawing Contest" with over $300 in Cash and Prizes there's a lot to be won, and multiple categories you can enter and win! Check it out at http://www.jabarchives.com/cnccontest . This contest is open to everyone and anyone who wishes to enter, it's being judged by an outside group of judges based on preset criteria. Deadline is December 31st 2010 and Midnight. Best of luck to you all!"
http://www.jabarchives.com/cnccontest/
Also, due to color setting issues with my monitor, the last CnC comic was amazingly...purple. So it has been adjusted into a warmer shade for your enjoyment.
That is all.
MMF MEME REMIX:
Where are you staying
Home.
What day are you getting there?
Not going, man.
How long are you going?
I said I'm not going.
Who will you be with?
I fly solo when I get a hotel room. Not big into the whole group thing.
What is your gender?
Male
How old are you?
A cryptic 38
How tall are you?
5' 7". You wanna know my friggin' zodiac sign too?
What suits will you have?
The only time I wear a suit is if I'm going to a funeral. Otherwise, it's jeans, boots, t-shirts and a leather jacket all the way.
Do you do free art?
Hahahaaaa! Oh, shit. Wait. You were serious? Geez, now I feel bad.
Actually, no, I don't do free art. The last time I drew for free was in 1981, when I was 9 years old.
Can I touch you?
Only if you've grown tired of having limbs attached to your body.
Can I talk to you?
Sure! I like talking to folks. Just, you know, try to talk about something other than furry stuff.
Can I take pictures with you?
Ahh, not really too keen on getting my picture taken, man.
Are you nice?
I reckon so. I'm usually sarcastic, but not rude. I only act like a dick on image boards cuz I loves me some trollin'
Can I stalk you?
Only if you wear a Kevlar vest 24-7
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
I don't drink alcohol. I used to like beer, but had to stop any and all alcohol consumption after the transplants 3 years ago.
Can I hug or snuggle you?
I don't even hug members of my own family, man. But handshakes are cool. Not that stupid gang-signs handshake bullshit. A real handshake.
May I ask you for a Dance?
The last time I danced was when breakdancing first came out in the very early 80's. So...uh...I guess the answer is "no thanks".
Do you like parties?
Going somewhere to watch people become inebriated drunkards who flail around and make asses of themselves is always quite tempting, especially since they'll often have no recollection of it the next morning. But in general, no, I'm not much of a party guy. In fact, if I ever want to "cut loose", I get behind the wheel or the handlebars. That's way more pleasurable than a gathering of intoxicated blowhards.
Can I talk about/do drugs in front of you?
I'm not into drugs or smoking, so I'd prefer you kept that shit away.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Just do what any normal person would do. A wave of the hand, a head nod, a little "Hey, what's up?" will work wonders.
Now that that little bit of insanity is out of the way, I thought I'd take a moment to let folks know about a contest currently being held on the Cat's N Cameras website. Click on the link below for more details. Do it, fucker. Now.
From Cheetah's journal:
"Help spread the word!!
It's been a few years since TJA has had a contest of any kind, but this one's one heck of a come back. Being Cats n' Camera's first ever contest, we're proud to present "The Great CnC Drawing Contest" with over $300 in Cash and Prizes there's a lot to be won, and multiple categories you can enter and win! Check it out at http://www.jabarchives.com/cnccontest . This contest is open to everyone and anyone who wishes to enter, it's being judged by an outside group of judges based on preset criteria. Deadline is December 31st 2010 and Midnight. Best of luck to you all!"
http://www.jabarchives.com/cnccontest/
Also, due to color setting issues with my monitor, the last CnC comic was amazingly...purple. So it has been adjusted into a warmer shade for your enjoyment.
That is all.
'Just do what a normal person does.' works pretty well.
Shit's weird, man.
Man, I can't WAIT to start!
There should be the death penalty for those too stupid to live. Not the first time offenders (we all are stupid now and again) but for the criminally stupid.
I still wish I had been able to talk to you more back at MFM '07. I was so damn tired I could barely talk. I probably came off like some fat sweaty halfwit.
I do remember shaking hands though. You were one of the few who returned a good honest-to-God handshake with eye contact and all. An unfortunate rarity these days.
Yeah, the handshake has always been my preferred method to greeting a stranger, a known friend, or to seal a deal. Just call me old fashioned!
i like to MANHUG or do a really hard MANshake
also if i saw ya i would bore you to tears over computers n computer games and a shitload of other crap lol.
as for touching well how are we going to shake hands since that involves touching hehehehe.
and another thing... if anyone does drugs like crack or coke or any pill poping or hashish then begone (unless its a proven medical condition)
i dont mind ppl hugging me or anything like that i just LOVE hugs :D
and DAMN dude your small....i'm like 6ft 3" and 17 stone (thats uk weight)
Never been big on hugs, myself. Even as a little kid I wasn't too keen on them.
And size-wise? I'm just right, man. Five foot seven and 155 pounds. Not skinny and not chunkified. I watch my weight and diet closely (technically, I HAVE to, given my medical history, haha).
The warm tones are nice too tho.: )
Brightness and happiness were always what I used to associate with Sari; seeing her grumpy and sullen for a length of time is odd.
That is unless you feel like being harassed by fat, stinky guys who want you to draw unmentionable things in books stained with Cheetohs dust and fluids best left undescribed.
I'm ashamed to say that I'd probably be in that crowd, though...
Another reason is that I just don't have any new things to sell. Going to a con is expensive, and it's important that I make enough back to cover my costs and still generate a profit. Since I'm not really drawing any new folios or prints anymore, what is there to sell at this point? Most everybody has the older stuff (or can get downloads of it online).
And yeah, cons are as expensive as /fuck/. I have product to sell, but I know nobody wants it (who the fuck would want to READ porn in this day and age?) and the last few cons I went to were not worth the cost. For some reason, every time I go to a con, all of my con-mates ditch on me at the last moment, or don't uphold their end of the bargain, so what looks like a reasonable cost gets out of hand pretty fast.
So I've just decided that if furries want to visit me, they can, at my house, on my terms. Thus far, none of them have, which seems about right.
I got a kidney and a pancreas transplant in 2007. Both kidneys were down to 20-something percent functionality, which was due to having a somewhat brittle case of Type 1 diabetes for 32 years (I'd been taking insulin injections since I was 3). The new pancreas eliminated the diabetes, and the new kidney replaced the failing ones.
I was only on the organ recipient waiting list for 3 weeks.
Yeah I knew you weren't going, just couldn't resist putting a smartass note.
Actually I think you still have my sketchbook from the last time I did see ya at a con.
I sent a note to ya confirming it.