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Hello "Furries"
15 years ago
Hello all you so-called "furries"....
Allow me to introduce myself. I am known as Agent 9 of the Team Rocket corporation. I'm sure you have all heard of Team Rocket. We are well known throughout the Kanto region, after all. Some would say we're infamous even. HA!
I've joined "FurAffinity" because it had been brought to Team Rocket's attention that there is a rather large number of creatures resembling Pokemon here. Some called themselves "pokemorphs" and seem to be more sentient than those found here in Kanto, while others seem to be new species entirely. Of course, our great leader, Giovanni, has become quite interested in this development, so a new project has been created to observe you "furries".
Oh, and of course there are also those of you who seem to be developing Pokemon Trainers. We at Team Rocket are always looking for new members, so we happily welcome you to join our ranks, and it is my job to seek out those aspiring individuals and recruit you. Interested? Please click here:
rocketinc
In other related news...
Team Rocket has also gotten word that there is a furry event called "Midwest Furfest" in a region called "Chicago". I will be deployed to this Chicago region for...ah....research? Trainers attending this "MFF" who wish to join Team Rocket, please keep your schedules clear for a recruitment photoshoot on Saturday! Time still to be determined! If you spot me at any point during the convention, please stop me for a photo if I do not stop you first!
Oh, and you so-called "pokemorphs"? You have better watch out...Team Rocket will find you. If I see anything that even resembles a Pokemon, I WILL capture you and bring you to the boss!
So, in short, a big hello to all of you furries. We will be watching you. >:)
Allow me to introduce myself. I am known as Agent 9 of the Team Rocket corporation. I'm sure you have all heard of Team Rocket. We are well known throughout the Kanto region, after all. Some would say we're infamous even. HA!
I've joined "FurAffinity" because it had been brought to Team Rocket's attention that there is a rather large number of creatures resembling Pokemon here. Some called themselves "pokemorphs" and seem to be more sentient than those found here in Kanto, while others seem to be new species entirely. Of course, our great leader, Giovanni, has become quite interested in this development, so a new project has been created to observe you "furries".
Oh, and of course there are also those of you who seem to be developing Pokemon Trainers. We at Team Rocket are always looking for new members, so we happily welcome you to join our ranks, and it is my job to seek out those aspiring individuals and recruit you. Interested? Please click here:
rocketincIn other related news...
Team Rocket has also gotten word that there is a furry event called "Midwest Furfest" in a region called "Chicago". I will be deployed to this Chicago region for...ah....research? Trainers attending this "MFF" who wish to join Team Rocket, please keep your schedules clear for a recruitment photoshoot on Saturday! Time still to be determined! If you spot me at any point during the convention, please stop me for a photo if I do not stop you first!
Oh, and you so-called "pokemorphs"? You have better watch out...Team Rocket will find you. If I see anything that even resembles a Pokemon, I WILL capture you and bring you to the boss!
So, in short, a big hello to all of you furries. We will be watching you. >:)
