>.> ANd you think YOUR typos are epic
15 years ago
General
Today has been good, yet it has been bad, for one was lost, but one was earned. <3
...Check out my failz. I have many and I shall list them here.
Talking with Gauge today:
BecauseI made a typo on 'FFF YEA IT FIF' when I meant to say 'FFF YEA IT DID'
And when I tried to say 'what the hell is a fif' I said 'what the hell is a did' I screwed up so hard fff.
Talking with a friend on WH named Skittle:
Me: (meaning to say 'HEY SKITTLE') 'HEY SHITTLE!!!'
Skittle: Seriously Tanner. Seriously?'
Me: GODDAMMIT.
Talking with Gauge:
-grabby hands at the computer-
WANT IN NAU FFF*
IT
ff..
Also talking with Gauge again a few days ago:
-he says something-
Me: Oak==kay/
*Okay
HOW THE FF DOES THAT HAPPEN FFF.
Talking with Gauge:
>.> my stomach just howled at me I swear to god. It was a growl but it sure as hell sounded like a growl
*howl
FFFF
DAMMIT.
>.< Whi do I screw up so hard.
*why
ff.
-talking with Gauge just now-
I have a blankie rite now!!
*right
Screw it, rite works too.
-I'M PRETTY SURE THEYE WILL BE MORE
WHo the hell do you think this is with fff.
I need to get a life
xD
Gauge: hey you do have one.
Pff the computer and ou are my ony life
*you
fffffmmmmllllllllll
*only
dammit.
Talking with Skye -
...Neither of us could remember what it was we were talkin about 'cuz we were both dosed up on I-cocaine, but all we know is I said "It only took ____ sexconds!!'
SECONDS
I MEAN SECONDS
FFF"
I meant to say seconds. That's all we can remember. xD
Conversation with
bluesoulspark
[8:10:37 PM] Tanner Wolfton: RIP your sanity?
[8:11:57 PM] BlueSoulSpark: Yes, cause I'm crazy :3
[8:12:02 PM] Tanner Wolfton: xD
[8:12:10 PM] Tanner Wolfton: Typos ruin my sanityt
[8:12:12 PM] Tanner Wolfton: FFFFFFFFFFFFF
[8:12:13 PM] BlueSoulSpark: XDDD
[8:12:20 PM] Tanner Wolfton: -stabs computer 37 times in the screen-
[8:12:25 PM] Tanner Wolfton: WHAT NOW
[8:12:58 PM] BlueSoulSpark: XD Tanny, you're so silly
[8:13:15 PM] Tanner Wolfton: I know I am
[8:13:22 PM] Tanner Wolfton: But typos make it wporse
[8:13:25 PM] Tanner Wolfton: ... fffff.
[8:14:32 PM] Tanner Wolfton: Besides the face
[8:14:36 PM] Tanner Wolfton: *fact
[8:14:52 PM] Tanner Wolfton: >.> I don't even know how I manage to typo so much
Talking with Gauge today:
BecauseI made a typo on 'FFF YEA IT FIF' when I meant to say 'FFF YEA IT DID'
And when I tried to say 'what the hell is a fif' I said 'what the hell is a did' I screwed up so hard fff.
Talking with a friend on WH named Skittle:
Me: (meaning to say 'HEY SKITTLE') 'HEY SHITTLE!!!'
Skittle: Seriously Tanner. Seriously?'
Me: GODDAMMIT.
Talking with Gauge:
-grabby hands at the computer-
WANT IN NAU FFF*
IT
ff..
Also talking with Gauge again a few days ago:
-he says something-
Me: Oak==kay/
*Okay
HOW THE FF DOES THAT HAPPEN FFF.
Talking with Gauge:
>.> my stomach just howled at me I swear to god. It was a growl but it sure as hell sounded like a growl
*howl
FFFF
DAMMIT.
>.< Whi do I screw up so hard.
*why
ff.
-talking with Gauge just now-
I have a blankie rite now!!
*right
Screw it, rite works too.
-I'M PRETTY SURE THEYE WILL BE MORE
WHo the hell do you think this is with fff.
I need to get a life
xD
Gauge: hey you do have one.
Pff the computer and ou are my ony life
*you
fffffmmmmllllllllll
*only
dammit.
Talking with Skye -
...Neither of us could remember what it was we were talkin about 'cuz we were both dosed up on I-cocaine, but all we know is I said "It only took ____ sexconds!!'
SECONDS
I MEAN SECONDS
FFF"
I meant to say seconds. That's all we can remember. xD
Conversation with
bluesoulspark[8:10:37 PM] Tanner Wolfton: RIP your sanity?
[8:11:57 PM] BlueSoulSpark: Yes, cause I'm crazy :3
[8:12:02 PM] Tanner Wolfton: xD
[8:12:10 PM] Tanner Wolfton: Typos ruin my sanityt
[8:12:12 PM] Tanner Wolfton: FFFFFFFFFFFFF
[8:12:13 PM] BlueSoulSpark: XDDD
[8:12:20 PM] Tanner Wolfton: -stabs computer 37 times in the screen-
[8:12:25 PM] Tanner Wolfton: WHAT NOW
[8:12:58 PM] BlueSoulSpark: XD Tanny, you're so silly
[8:13:15 PM] Tanner Wolfton: I know I am
[8:13:22 PM] Tanner Wolfton: But typos make it wporse
[8:13:25 PM] Tanner Wolfton: ... fffff.
[8:14:32 PM] Tanner Wolfton: Besides the face
[8:14:36 PM] Tanner Wolfton: *fact
[8:14:52 PM] Tanner Wolfton: >.> I don't even know how I manage to typo so much
FA+

yip-yap-yoteh
I lol'd at your comment xD
FML
And what's funnier is when someone is talking to you as you're typing and they say a word and you start typing that word whrn it has nothing to do with your current typing XDDD
Oh, hey Blue! I was just -person on the phone says something- I was just pudding-- -says out loud-WAIT WHAT WHY DID I TYPE THAT
I dunno xD
I've made many typos over the years but I've never met someone who makes as many as you.
But the worst is when you're half asleep and you type the same word/phrase twice and make a typo in it.
*plenty
My most comon is typing 'tits' instead of 'its'