Kids...
15 years ago
Commissions: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1690704/
________________________________________________________________________________
________________________________________________________________________________
...are horrid creatures.
I know I know...sounds mean of me, but seriously...children are one reason I'm glad I'm gay Unless I'm in suit. When I'm in suit, kids are fun.
Why the hate? Well, try working in a cafe. The children who come in with their parents...I can hear them coming from the far end of the arcade. Once they actually reach you, they are either doing one of two things; screaming for something from mummy or daddy, or crying.
Once their parents have ordered, and the food and drinks have been put on the table...all hell breaks loose. Sausage rolls aren't the cleanest item of food to eat, but kids seem to find new ways to spread flakes of puff pastry. And after they are gone, who gets to clean up?
I compare young children to tornados. They are loud, dangerous, and leave a trail of destruction that even a blind person could follow.
Sorry if this offends those of you who adore children. It's just my personal thing against them. But again, when I'm out suiting, they're a lot more tolerable.
I know I know...sounds mean of me, but seriously...children are one reason I'm glad I'm gay Unless I'm in suit. When I'm in suit, kids are fun.
Why the hate? Well, try working in a cafe. The children who come in with their parents...I can hear them coming from the far end of the arcade. Once they actually reach you, they are either doing one of two things; screaming for something from mummy or daddy, or crying.
Once their parents have ordered, and the food and drinks have been put on the table...all hell breaks loose. Sausage rolls aren't the cleanest item of food to eat, but kids seem to find new ways to spread flakes of puff pastry. And after they are gone, who gets to clean up?
I compare young children to tornados. They are loud, dangerous, and leave a trail of destruction that even a blind person could follow.
Sorry if this offends those of you who adore children. It's just my personal thing against them. But again, when I'm out suiting, they're a lot more tolerable.
FA+

I don't get why parents are treating them like kings when they'll turn up spoilt. It's just a wonder. It my days, we were taught with proper lessons. The best part, I'm only 21 and those 'days' just changed right before my eyes.
i my self wish to have kids some day and they will be well behaved kids at that
I still remember when i worked at the toy store, there wasnt a day that went by that i DIDNT hear some random child screaming or crying, And at my current job, it seems that children are finding new ways to be artistic with their food...and playing the ever so fun game of "Stomp the Chips" Meaning? They throw chips on the floor, and stomp on them..leaving me to vaccume them up.
Rawr at children....rawr....
Ruining faith in mankind since 1960.
but it is hard to tie children running, in the end it took a broom im my head of one of them, ouch
And then the kid gets a hoof in his stomach and the parents wonder why....
But think about it :3 Wasn't everyone like that at their age? ^^ Or are you just glad to be in adulthood? >:3
Even when I get a fursuit I want to scare the crap out of them instead of making them laugh.
Noisy, dirty, un-empathic, selfish, irritating little vermin.
What's worse though are the adults who get a bunch of children together and make those ear splitting cover CDs with 9 year olds screaming through popular songs.
*shudders* That'd be awful to hear...
I'm not fond of them because I don't like babying things.....cept' dogs cause they are awesome. :3
This also reminds me of something that happened at my old job. I used to volunteer at a marine animal rehabilitation center (Mostly fish and invertebrates). We also promote beach clean ups, evasive non native plant removal. My job there was to give tours of the tanks we had. All of them are out back and low to the ground so you could touch some of the animals in them. Well on this one tour, there were a couple of people but in particular a man, woman and child. The kid was doing okay so far, but things changed quickly when we got to the lobster tank. He decided it would be a good idea to throw a 5-10lb rock he found somewhere into the tank. He almost smooshed a couple of the lobsters. Best part? Parents didn't do a THING. I was sooooo pissed! D:<
There was this other time when a guy tried to kiss a sea bass. Those suckers have very sharp teeth used to rip and render flesh off their food....yeah he kissed it twice, didn't get bit. The guy must have not been taught right he was a kid.
Okay I'll shut up now x3
BTW...funny thing...I realized that I could, indeed, still have a crush on a female...learned this after I started finding myself paying a lot of attention to an Australian girl in my drama class...must be teh sexy accent...british/aussie accents are awesome
I don't like kids, and I don't want them!
in all seriousness tho. Hehe I love kids. Just not at my job. Or at the movies or when I go out to dinner