EARLY MORNING JOURNAL (DAY THREE)
15 years ago
THIS IS ALREADY GETTING BORING I SHOULD STOP WHILE I'M AHEAD
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart
1. VAGINA
2. TITS
3. PENIS
4. BALLS
5. ASS
6. BENDING OVER
7. COOKING ME FOOD
8. PROSTRATING YOURSELF BEFORE ME IN WORSHIP OF MY HUGE FISTS AND THE FACT THAT I AM A GOLDEN ADONIS AMONG MEN
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart
1. VAGINA
2. TITS
3. PENIS
4. BALLS
5. ASS
6. BENDING OVER
7. COOKING ME FOOD
8. PROSTRATING YOURSELF BEFORE ME IN WORSHIP OF MY HUGE FISTS AND THE FACT THAT I AM A GOLDEN ADONIS AMONG MEN
BUT I CAN TOTALLY FIGURE SOMETHING OUT
I NEED TO MAKE SOME CALLS, THOUGH
Brb cutting self
ANCIENT ROME SAYS SO
IF THERE IS A HOLE IT WILL BE FILLED
For shame Juggernaut.
I THOUGHT THERE WAS A TINY HEART INSIDE THAT ARMORED BEAST!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
A THOUSAND TIMES, THIS.
1. NO.
2. NO.
3. YES.
4. YES.
5. SADLY, NO. T-T
6. ALL THE TIME, ODDLY.
7. I AM A GOOD CHEF, SO YES.
8. YOU'RE MORE OF A POOPY BROWN ADONIS AMONG MEN.
IF ONLY ONCE, I WOULD LOVE TO BE DECAPITATED BY THOSE HUGE FISTS.
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