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Greedy Bastard Royals..
15 years ago
You know something is worth living for if you are willing to die for it.
Dear Royal Family,
It has come to my attention that your wedding is being largely mediacised and spoken about as though it is of great importance. I, however, have several questions.
1) Why the fuck are we paying for it you greedy bastards? We already owe you money just for existing, the least you can do is pay for your own fucking events.
2) Why do you keep telling us we'll make a ton of money from this? We won't see a penny of it due to there being a conservative government in place.
3) Why do you seem to think you're even RELEVANT anymore? You are figurehead and a title with no power in today's society, and anyone who says you influence them are fucking moronic due to the fact you do NOTHING all day and still get millions for it.
4) Why are we hearing about your wedding when real people are dying in a war at the present time? Thousands of people get married a day, you're not that special.
Please take the following points, shove your answers up your arse and cease to exist.
Yours truely,
The population.
It has come to my attention that your wedding is being largely mediacised and spoken about as though it is of great importance. I, however, have several questions.
1) Why the fuck are we paying for it you greedy bastards? We already owe you money just for existing, the least you can do is pay for your own fucking events.
2) Why do you keep telling us we'll make a ton of money from this? We won't see a penny of it due to there being a conservative government in place.
3) Why do you seem to think you're even RELEVANT anymore? You are figurehead and a title with no power in today's society, and anyone who says you influence them are fucking moronic due to the fact you do NOTHING all day and still get millions for it.
4) Why are we hearing about your wedding when real people are dying in a war at the present time? Thousands of people get married a day, you're not that special.
Please take the following points, shove your answers up your arse and cease to exist.
Yours truely,
The population.
you make a great point about the war though, fuck the weddings get back to the real world where suffering and death are around every corner.