I don't usually use the journal here (I feel kind of weird about it for some reason?) but this is worth it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72iZxOWbC_U

For those of you who don't know me, I have a house full of scaly things. Unfortunately, some are idiots. Take Geico here, who thinks despite the fact he is roughly 9"x1.3", he is dangerous enough to eat a 6'x3' couch.

Yeaaaaaaaaah.