Adventures in the mall EB
15 years ago
Me: *stand near counter, start deleting a wonder card to be able to get Raikou*
Fat Indian Child, no more than 16, wearing giant thick glasses appears!
FIC: What are you doing?
Me: Deleting a wondercard to get shiny raikou.
FIC: Ooh. The download?! HG or SS?
Me: SS.
FIC scowls, as his cohort grins in glee and shouts YES!
FIC: What's your team?
Me: *uncomfortable, stare at screen* uh, idk, whatever I feel like?
FIC: Oh. Well. Bye. *he leaves*
Me: Now I can download in peace! Card deleted! :D
BUT I SPOKE TOO SOON
FIC: *REAPPEARS* So. Uh. Can I see your team?
Me: .. I dont really have a team? I dont play competitively.
FIC: Aw. Can I see anyways?
Me: ... raikou downloaded! :D
FIC: Are you going to come back for the other ones?!
Me: Yes, I dare say so.
FIC: Do you have black/white preordered?
Me: .... no?
FIC: Which are you getting?
Me:.... I dont know? Havent compared pokemon in them yet.
FIC: Oh. Well. Can I see your team?
Me: ... gonna put on in the pc now to grab raikou. Uh. These are the ones I like playing with?
FIC: Oh. Okay. Bye.
*HE LEAVES*
Me: ... finally aaaaahhh now I shall take my raikou from the dude to make sure and save the game! Hoorah!
FIC REAPPEARS AAAAHSKAUHKADJSDAD
FIC: So uh. You have the item to evolve magmar?
Me: Yes?
FIC: Well uh. Want to trade pokemon with me to let your magmar evolve?
Me: Ahhh, I kinda think magmortars hella ugly so I dont really want to right now ._.
FIC: Oh. Well. You have that kadabra! Trade with me and you can evolve that!
Me: But I like him the way he is D8
FIC's Cohort: How many badges do you have?
Me: .... all but the last?
FIC: .... did you even get it release day? You dont play much do you.
Me: .... not really... Im mainly just grinding against the elite4 before I get the last and upgrade them. I like powerleveling.
Cohort: *I* Have *SEVERAL* 100s on my team.
Me: .... nice?
FIC: Are you going to get BW at the launch?
Me: Probably?
FIC: Ah. Bye.
....
Me: Lex. DID YOU SEE THAT.
Lex: No. I was way over here.
Me: THERE WAS A FAT INDIAN CHILD WITH GIANT GLASSES REPEATEDLY REQUESTING TO TRADE AND SHOW HIM MY POKEYMANS AND HE WOULDNT LEAVE ME ALONE WHY DIDNT YOU SAVE ME AAAAH *repeat story*
Curty: Haha, you got schooled by a fat kid.
Me: I should have told him I was too busy having sex and having a job *cry*
WORST THING
:CCCCCCC
Fat Indian Child, no more than 16, wearing giant thick glasses appears!
FIC: What are you doing?
Me: Deleting a wondercard to get shiny raikou.
FIC: Ooh. The download?! HG or SS?
Me: SS.
FIC scowls, as his cohort grins in glee and shouts YES!
FIC: What's your team?
Me: *uncomfortable, stare at screen* uh, idk, whatever I feel like?
FIC: Oh. Well. Bye. *he leaves*
Me: Now I can download in peace! Card deleted! :D
BUT I SPOKE TOO SOON
FIC: *REAPPEARS* So. Uh. Can I see your team?
Me: .. I dont really have a team? I dont play competitively.
FIC: Aw. Can I see anyways?
Me: ... raikou downloaded! :D
FIC: Are you going to come back for the other ones?!
Me: Yes, I dare say so.
FIC: Do you have black/white preordered?
Me: .... no?
FIC: Which are you getting?
Me:.... I dont know? Havent compared pokemon in them yet.
FIC: Oh. Well. Can I see your team?
Me: ... gonna put on in the pc now to grab raikou. Uh. These are the ones I like playing with?
FIC: Oh. Okay. Bye.
*HE LEAVES*
Me: ... finally aaaaahhh now I shall take my raikou from the dude to make sure and save the game! Hoorah!
FIC REAPPEARS AAAAHSKAUHKADJSDAD
FIC: So uh. You have the item to evolve magmar?
Me: Yes?
FIC: Well uh. Want to trade pokemon with me to let your magmar evolve?
Me: Ahhh, I kinda think magmortars hella ugly so I dont really want to right now ._.
FIC: Oh. Well. You have that kadabra! Trade with me and you can evolve that!
Me: But I like him the way he is D8
FIC's Cohort: How many badges do you have?
Me: .... all but the last?
FIC: .... did you even get it release day? You dont play much do you.
Me: .... not really... Im mainly just grinding against the elite4 before I get the last and upgrade them. I like powerleveling.
Cohort: *I* Have *SEVERAL* 100s on my team.
Me: .... nice?
FIC: Are you going to get BW at the launch?
Me: Probably?
FIC: Ah. Bye.
....
Me: Lex. DID YOU SEE THAT.
Lex: No. I was way over here.
Me: THERE WAS A FAT INDIAN CHILD WITH GIANT GLASSES REPEATEDLY REQUESTING TO TRADE AND SHOW HIM MY POKEYMANS AND HE WOULDNT LEAVE ME ALONE WHY DIDNT YOU SAVE ME AAAAH *repeat story*
Curty: Haha, you got schooled by a fat kid.
Me: I should have told him I was too busy having sex and having a job *cry*
WORST THING
:CCCCCCC

Chip_Freakhound
~chipfreakhound
whut? Where was this?

Shads
~shads
OP
the mall eb, as indicated by journal title.

Chip_Freakhound
~chipfreakhound
it's funny cause I just REad the title before I clicked on this journal again to read the comment you left me. babhahaha I'm sorry. I'm scatter brained today. <3.