Pink and Blue review: Dex's heroics, Lin Lin's insults
15 years ago
General
Hello, readers! Hope everyone in the U.S. is looking forward to a good Thanksgiving week. Sorry to leave you (and Twitchy) hanging, but, since I have much RL obligatory work to do, it could still be a few weeks before I post more of the Pink and Blue Diaperfur adventure Level Five: Graduation.
(Aim is to start posting when it's all written so that I can release the remaining parts in regular succession, instead of one here and one there.)
In the meantime, to keep in touch — here is another walk down memory lane! This clip show is devoted to two characters we'll need to catch up with when we return to the sissy academy: Dex and Lin Lin.
Thanks for your patience, and hope to supply some other extras along the way! Feel free to comment on your favorites, to suggest others I've missed, to propose ideas for round-ups or trivia extras, or just to say hi and stuff!Dex's heroics!
Poor Dex will have his black belt in kenpo karate long before he'll be able to wear a tag that says "potty-trained." A crippling tournament loss years ago left our regression-prone raccoon hero incurably incontinent and dependent on his diapers. But apart from the bladder-related ones, his emergency response reflexes are sharper than your average raccoon's! This is a look back on some of the big coon kit's most heroic moments — sometimes as an action hero, and sometimes as an everyday one.
1) Remembering the real reason he started regressing allows Dex to break out of hypnosis and bring the house down on the circus crew holding Twitchy captive, in Star Attractions, Episode 7: Into the Fire and Star Attractions, Episode 8: Anger Management!
2) Dex recruits Ace and Jax — by ditching them to rescue a subby boy in distress in Boy Scouting.
3) The quick-thinking raccoon works with the tools he's got and uses his cloth diapers to put out a fire when Twitchy is in danger, in Open House, Episode 8: Accident!
4) Dex prepares himself to make a secret sacrifice for his best friend Rian in Open House, Episode 13: Invitations.
5) Rian sees the cloth-wearing coon differently when his secret is revealed in Damsel in Distress: Episode 6: The Sidekick Steps Up!
6) Dex catches a hostile panda off-guard in Star Attractions, Episode 4: A Walk in the Woods.
Lin Lin's insults!
Pink team tactical and combat expert Lin Lin is good at juggling. (Actually, she really is, but that's beside the point.) The scheming, multitalented panda has been a boy and a girl, and her first language is Mandarin. But her English is perfect when it comes to putting boys in their place. Let's look back on just a pawful of examples:
Sample nicknames:
"Cadet cubby," "Mr. 'Now let met show you the secret pawshake'": for Rian
"Flipper and the Rainbow Scouts": for Byron, Ace, and Jax
"the ambiguously aged duo": for Dex and Twitchy
Dex's "bosom bunny": for Twitchy
"karate kit," "ring-tailed wonder": for Dex
"Commander in crinkles": for Roger
Sample one-liners:
1) "All that would have been considerably more impressive if your throw had actually hit me!" she shouted up at Twitchy. "But since you missed, I assume you are what they call the second string. Well, do not worry," she gestured behind her at Dex, who only wailed louder as two girls held his legs down long enough for a third to yank his pants off. "I am still accepting applications."
2) "Say, your English is getting better all the time."
"It was always better than your Chinese," the panda said frostily.
"But I don't speak-" Dex laughed jovially, "Oh, I get it."
3) Lin Lin waved one paw at them dismissively. “You stooges might want to make Distraction Central more convincing next time by bringing more than three furs."
4) The tiger tipped his hat to her and flashed a toothy, predatory smile, letting his gentlemanly veneer fall away. "As you wish. I just hope you're a better loser than your friend over there." He jerked his head in Dex's direction.
"Wouldn't know," the panda shot back coolly as she began shuffling. "I don't have enough experience."
(Aim is to start posting when it's all written so that I can release the remaining parts in regular succession, instead of one here and one there.)
In the meantime, to keep in touch — here is another walk down memory lane! This clip show is devoted to two characters we'll need to catch up with when we return to the sissy academy: Dex and Lin Lin.
Thanks for your patience, and hope to supply some other extras along the way! Feel free to comment on your favorites, to suggest others I've missed, to propose ideas for round-ups or trivia extras, or just to say hi and stuff!Dex's heroics!
Poor Dex will have his black belt in kenpo karate long before he'll be able to wear a tag that says "potty-trained." A crippling tournament loss years ago left our regression-prone raccoon hero incurably incontinent and dependent on his diapers. But apart from the bladder-related ones, his emergency response reflexes are sharper than your average raccoon's! This is a look back on some of the big coon kit's most heroic moments — sometimes as an action hero, and sometimes as an everyday one.
1) Remembering the real reason he started regressing allows Dex to break out of hypnosis and bring the house down on the circus crew holding Twitchy captive, in Star Attractions, Episode 7: Into the Fire and Star Attractions, Episode 8: Anger Management!
2) Dex recruits Ace and Jax — by ditching them to rescue a subby boy in distress in Boy Scouting.
3) The quick-thinking raccoon works with the tools he's got and uses his cloth diapers to put out a fire when Twitchy is in danger, in Open House, Episode 8: Accident!
4) Dex prepares himself to make a secret sacrifice for his best friend Rian in Open House, Episode 13: Invitations.
5) Rian sees the cloth-wearing coon differently when his secret is revealed in Damsel in Distress: Episode 6: The Sidekick Steps Up!
6) Dex catches a hostile panda off-guard in Star Attractions, Episode 4: A Walk in the Woods.
Lin Lin's insults!
Pink team tactical and combat expert Lin Lin is good at juggling. (Actually, she really is, but that's beside the point.) The scheming, multitalented panda has been a boy and a girl, and her first language is Mandarin. But her English is perfect when it comes to putting boys in their place. Let's look back on just a pawful of examples:
Sample nicknames:
"Cadet cubby," "Mr. 'Now let met show you the secret pawshake'": for Rian
"Flipper and the Rainbow Scouts": for Byron, Ace, and Jax
"the ambiguously aged duo": for Dex and Twitchy
Dex's "bosom bunny": for Twitchy
"karate kit," "ring-tailed wonder": for Dex
"Commander in crinkles": for Roger
Sample one-liners:
1) "All that would have been considerably more impressive if your throw had actually hit me!" she shouted up at Twitchy. "But since you missed, I assume you are what they call the second string. Well, do not worry," she gestured behind her at Dex, who only wailed louder as two girls held his legs down long enough for a third to yank his pants off. "I am still accepting applications."
2) "Say, your English is getting better all the time."
"It was always better than your Chinese," the panda said frostily.
"But I don't speak-" Dex laughed jovially, "Oh, I get it."
3) Lin Lin waved one paw at them dismissively. “You stooges might want to make Distraction Central more convincing next time by bringing more than three furs."
4) The tiger tipped his hat to her and flashed a toothy, predatory smile, letting his gentlemanly veneer fall away. "As you wish. I just hope you're a better loser than your friend over there." He jerked his head in Dex's direction.
"Wouldn't know," the panda shot back coolly as she began shuffling. "I don't have enough experience."
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