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15 years ago
Happy Thanks-taking all you freakin' land stealers! Gah, give a guy some venison and corn and he takes a continent. Must be nice to know you can go back to the motherland and see the culture you abandoned prospering! My tribe doesn't even have a reservation! We did, but now it's UNDER A LAKE! I'm going to buy a house boat and live tax free, so there!
Hope you all have fun stuffing your fat American faces. Be sure to stop by your local Indian smokeshop too because there's nothing that makes me happier in this world than knowing you're killing yourselves and paying -us- to help!
Now I have to go to work because the man keeps me from being able to get a decent job with your holidays off and all the other guards are to lazy to come in. It's cool, though, I don't celebrate your wasteful holiday anyways. Besides, I'd rather be hunting buffalo.
/endsarcasm
Hope you all have fun stuffing your fat American faces. Be sure to stop by your local Indian smokeshop too because there's nothing that makes me happier in this world than knowing you're killing yourselves and paying -us- to help!
Now I have to go to work because the man keeps me from being able to get a decent job with your holidays off and all the other guards are to lazy to come in. It's cool, though, I don't celebrate your wasteful holiday anyways. Besides, I'd rather be hunting buffalo.
/endsarcasm
sarsis
∞sarsis
I will make sure you still have some cheesecake when you get home. ^^
Sadira
~enkaixiomasa
I lawled.
Dr. Kesten
~steelhelix
::waves a little flag and sticks it in your hair:: There. Now we claim you too.
Okidoki
~okidoki
Thanks for the laugh today....*Pays you in "wampum"*
Mikase
~mikase
OP
Wampum? Isn't that the codeword for the super secret coyote 'handshake?'
Okidoki
~okidoki
Shhhhhhhhh~everybody will wanna do it!
Mikase
~mikase
OP
Well, if you're not gonna let everyone else in on it then you had better be ready to do it a -lot- to keep me sated! I hate getting blue ba-uhh.. blue palmed. Yeah..
