Okay, ladies and gentlemen, LISTEN UP!!
15 years ago
General
*lights come up one at a time, revealing a lone being standing on stage, slowly he raises his head until it is in perfect position, his eyes open, looks around, then stares straight at the audience, he takes a few slow deep breathes, opens his mouth, and says...*
At 3:00 PM on Tuesday, November 30, 2010...I willl be going into a job interview as a driver helper with UPS.
I wish to tell you all this, because I feel really good about this one. It's only a seasonal temporary job, but it's better than nothing.
Please wish, hope, pray, etc. that I will get this job. Please? *gives sad puppy dog eyes*
I wish to tell you all this, because I feel really good about this one. It's only a seasonal temporary job, but it's better than nothing.
Please wish, hope, pray, etc. that I will get this job. Please? *gives sad puppy dog eyes*
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just kidding but good luck. hopefully they want you to stay longer then just seasonal