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IT'S A FUCKIN MASTERPIECE!
15 years ago
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Sorry, hadda get that outta my system.
I noticed the bunny hasn't been posting lately. YAY!
One of the other rivals I have here I have been checking out the submissions and I found something that surprised me. Most of his deviations don't do any better than most of mine. Now, his primary pics have tens of thousands of views but hey, it's porn. He takes the easy way out with his collection.
His most popular pic, Stag Party at Sharky's REDUX (apparently adding redux makes something more special) is hideously imperfect. Places there should be blood there IS no blood. Blood moves, it doesn't stay put. It is a liquid and thus it flows and smears and smudges. Wouldn't you think there'd be some on the opponent's glove? Perhaps on the bleeder's chest? Apparently not, if you look at the pic. What about sweat? Plenty ON the characters... but... they're both taking hits and no sweat bursting from their heads? None dripping from their limbs? Again, the physics of fluid is completely ignored which really detracts considering the (rather sad) effort at making the pic look real. Virtually impossible proportions, lack of thought into the physics, even the actual poses were not original. The guy who commissioned it did NOTHING more than show the original Stag Party at Sharky's painting from (I think) the 1920s and said "Now... do it with naked CHICKS! And make it look real, not that... you know... painting." and it really shows that not a lot of thought was put into the design and the realism is marred completely by the total lack of consideration beyond the ambient environment.
Then there's the next pic... snuff art. Nuff said. A new kind of sick, getting sexual jollies off of people killing each other. Before long it will turn into necrophilia. It borderline is anyway. People are supposed to be primarily attracted to the victor, but a lot of effort is put into making the loser who is NOW DEAD every bit as attractive and thus people... probably including the commissioner of the art... interested sexually in the corpse. Like... EW dude! Seriously? This brings a whole new meaning to "LOWEST common denominator."
I may not get the hits and faves, because my art is clean. But I have the integrity, the respect and the love of character he does not. I admit, I am a bit jealous that his stuff gets so much attention. But you'll never see me post that sort of shit.
Anyone else (Who knows who I talk about) notice how he throws the word "Masterpiece" too easily? IT'S A MAAAAAAASTERPIECE! He has some literary achievements for sure, he's told me. But hasn't he been told that using the same word over and over and over again makes it lose it's meaning? he called EVERYTHING a masterpiece. He wakes up and looks at the pictures in the hall "WHOA! A MASTERPIECE! WHOA! ANOTHER MASTERPIECE!" goes into the bathroom and sees the hairball in the drain "A MASTERPIECE!" then drops his drawers and proclaims himself a masterpiece.
Here's what I fuckin' mean. When fuckin' someone uses the fucking word over and fuckin over a-fuckin-gain it fucking begins to fuckin lose it's fuckin meaning. It's fuckin' rudimentary fuckin literature. Know what I fuckin mean? Too much fuckin fuckin is fuckin fuckin up the fuckin meaning of the fuckin word fuckin'. Fuckin' A!, fuckin get the fuckin drift ya fuckin fuck? GO fuck off. Fuckyfucky (Okay, fuckyfucky is just fuckin fun to fuckin say)
Anyway, I'm going to put in a fuckin game and fucking kill some fuckin things. If I pissed anyone off then fuckin take yourself and fuck it.
I noticed the bunny hasn't been posting lately. YAY!
One of the other rivals I have here I have been checking out the submissions and I found something that surprised me. Most of his deviations don't do any better than most of mine. Now, his primary pics have tens of thousands of views but hey, it's porn. He takes the easy way out with his collection.
His most popular pic, Stag Party at Sharky's REDUX (apparently adding redux makes something more special) is hideously imperfect. Places there should be blood there IS no blood. Blood moves, it doesn't stay put. It is a liquid and thus it flows and smears and smudges. Wouldn't you think there'd be some on the opponent's glove? Perhaps on the bleeder's chest? Apparently not, if you look at the pic. What about sweat? Plenty ON the characters... but... they're both taking hits and no sweat bursting from their heads? None dripping from their limbs? Again, the physics of fluid is completely ignored which really detracts considering the (rather sad) effort at making the pic look real. Virtually impossible proportions, lack of thought into the physics, even the actual poses were not original. The guy who commissioned it did NOTHING more than show the original Stag Party at Sharky's painting from (I think) the 1920s and said "Now... do it with naked CHICKS! And make it look real, not that... you know... painting." and it really shows that not a lot of thought was put into the design and the realism is marred completely by the total lack of consideration beyond the ambient environment.
Then there's the next pic... snuff art. Nuff said. A new kind of sick, getting sexual jollies off of people killing each other. Before long it will turn into necrophilia. It borderline is anyway. People are supposed to be primarily attracted to the victor, but a lot of effort is put into making the loser who is NOW DEAD every bit as attractive and thus people... probably including the commissioner of the art... interested sexually in the corpse. Like... EW dude! Seriously? This brings a whole new meaning to "LOWEST common denominator."
I may not get the hits and faves, because my art is clean. But I have the integrity, the respect and the love of character he does not. I admit, I am a bit jealous that his stuff gets so much attention. But you'll never see me post that sort of shit.
Anyone else (Who knows who I talk about) notice how he throws the word "Masterpiece" too easily? IT'S A MAAAAAAASTERPIECE! He has some literary achievements for sure, he's told me. But hasn't he been told that using the same word over and over and over again makes it lose it's meaning? he called EVERYTHING a masterpiece. He wakes up and looks at the pictures in the hall "WHOA! A MASTERPIECE! WHOA! ANOTHER MASTERPIECE!" goes into the bathroom and sees the hairball in the drain "A MASTERPIECE!" then drops his drawers and proclaims himself a masterpiece.
Here's what I fuckin' mean. When fuckin' someone uses the fucking word over and fuckin over a-fuckin-gain it fucking begins to fuckin lose it's fuckin meaning. It's fuckin' rudimentary fuckin literature. Know what I fuckin mean? Too much fuckin fuckin is fuckin fuckin up the fuckin meaning of the fuckin word fuckin'. Fuckin' A!, fuckin get the fuckin drift ya fuckin fuck? GO fuck off. Fuckyfucky (Okay, fuckyfucky is just fuckin fun to fuckin say)
Anyway, I'm going to put in a fuckin game and fucking kill some fuckin things. If I pissed anyone off then fuckin take yourself and fuck it.
Left 4 Dead is a current fave as well as Brutal Legend.