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Substituting my own reality: There are no Female Worgen
15 years ago
Aka, It's too late, and it's too bad.
I spent most of the last year looking forward to rolling a female worgen with the expansion. I mean, wasn't going to give my dwarf up for one or anything but she would have a nice addition to my stable of lowbie alts I enjoy looking at more than I actually play them.
However, rather than give us the savage wolf goddess we all expected, Blizz gave us a sad, terrified, little drugged out chihuahua with dental problems. It is not pretty, and I am not pleased. She's also sounds like a crabby little cockney when she speaks, and has a rather lame dance. All she needs is a sparkly pink collar with matching tutu and ear bows to complete her fail. Yuck; my inner warrior princess can not abide this. I'm rolling a male, and sticking Bitsy Bitch in my mental round file with bad Disney direct-to-video sequels and other things which should not exist; thus I make it so.
...and here is the salt in the wounds:
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/.....npaintover.jpg
I don't know who created this paintover, but it's amazing how a few simple changes could have turned this trainwreck from awful to awesome. The paintover is so pretty and amazing. She looks so brave and awesome and noble, and dammit, I want to play her!! Grrr! It so unfair. Is Blizz's art team really so blind to think that their Frankengoggie really looks good? (I love how not only is the official version ugly and deformed, she also looks blind.) Well this shows just how horrid it is, and how good it could have been.
Too bad the dream turns back into a pumpkin at midnight.
Too late.
Too bad.
Damn it.
*keeps trying to think up good boy names*
I spent most of the last year looking forward to rolling a female worgen with the expansion. I mean, wasn't going to give my dwarf up for one or anything but she would have a nice addition to my stable of lowbie alts I enjoy looking at more than I actually play them.
However, rather than give us the savage wolf goddess we all expected, Blizz gave us a sad, terrified, little drugged out chihuahua with dental problems. It is not pretty, and I am not pleased. She's also sounds like a crabby little cockney when she speaks, and has a rather lame dance. All she needs is a sparkly pink collar with matching tutu and ear bows to complete her fail. Yuck; my inner warrior princess can not abide this. I'm rolling a male, and sticking Bitsy Bitch in my mental round file with bad Disney direct-to-video sequels and other things which should not exist; thus I make it so.
...and here is the salt in the wounds:
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/.....npaintover.jpg
I don't know who created this paintover, but it's amazing how a few simple changes could have turned this trainwreck from awful to awesome. The paintover is so pretty and amazing. She looks so brave and awesome and noble, and dammit, I want to play her!! Grrr! It so unfair. Is Blizz's art team really so blind to think that their Frankengoggie really looks good? (I love how not only is the official version ugly and deformed, she also looks blind.) Well this shows just how horrid it is, and how good it could have been.
Too bad the dream turns back into a pumpkin at midnight.
Too late.
Too bad.
Damn it.
*keeps trying to think up good boy names*
