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The Adventures of Splatzio
15 years ago
Oh noes, an opinione! How many times can an Assassin fall off a great big castle?
Five and a half.
It took me several attempts to rescue Caterina Sforza, twice because I accidentally ran out of range and once because she sped off on her horse and I accidentally leapt off into a crowd of Borgia guards.
Then.
Then I was able to go fetch my own baby Assassins.
This made me happy and also sad and angry.
I recruited the first few and was gleefully sending them off on business when I went to tackle a Borgia tower.
Mistake One: I accidentally hit the Send In Bro button.
Mistake Two: Two were free, so two showed up.
Mistake Three: Every. Guard. Around. Turned up to hand us our asses. I lost a level one I hadn't even dressed up pretty yet and my level two only lady assassin ;n; ASSHOLE BORGIA.
Having learned my lesson I burned their stupid tower and flounced off with all the fury Ezio could summon to replenish my little Brohood as, during the whole Oh Shit We're Boned session, one of my missions with two assassins on failed MISERABLY so I lost almost all of my assassins.
First guy I run into? THEY KNOCK HIM OFF THE EDGE OF THE CLIFF. GODDAMN BORGIA, YOU ASSHOLES. I took names.
Second guy, well, that was my bad. I got distracted by treasure boxes and then I couldn't find them.
Third Person: I got to about ten feet away (I had been steaming across the map, Rome is the biggest map of ANY AC game) and DEADED.
Now being royally sulky I managed to succesfully rescue more baby assassins and now they're all running around doing things for meeee like good little minions. I now have arrow storm, too. TAKE THAT, BORGIA SCUM.
Also, doing the Brotherhood of Romulus hideout by the pyramid? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT IN EIGHT FUCKING MINUTES. SERIOUSLY. I spent all the minutes running around in circles until my brother told me to follow the torches. >8[
Ezio now sports deliciously dyed cape and robes. Oh yeah, work it baby.
I just need to meet Leonardo Dude Vinci now and I can be happy.
Still want to doodle my dumb little assassin oc.
(Also for some reason the Romulus guys make me think of Audric. I KNOW I AM SO LAME)
Entire journal can be chalked up to boredom and the fact I haven't heard from a friend in almost 24 hours, because I'm just that much of a pathetic person I panic without regular contact :/
Five and a half.
It took me several attempts to rescue Caterina Sforza, twice because I accidentally ran out of range and once because she sped off on her horse and I accidentally leapt off into a crowd of Borgia guards.
Then.
Then I was able to go fetch my own baby Assassins.
This made me happy and also sad and angry.
I recruited the first few and was gleefully sending them off on business when I went to tackle a Borgia tower.
Mistake One: I accidentally hit the Send In Bro button.
Mistake Two: Two were free, so two showed up.
Mistake Three: Every. Guard. Around. Turned up to hand us our asses. I lost a level one I hadn't even dressed up pretty yet and my level two only lady assassin ;n; ASSHOLE BORGIA.
Having learned my lesson I burned their stupid tower and flounced off with all the fury Ezio could summon to replenish my little Brohood as, during the whole Oh Shit We're Boned session, one of my missions with two assassins on failed MISERABLY so I lost almost all of my assassins.
First guy I run into? THEY KNOCK HIM OFF THE EDGE OF THE CLIFF. GODDAMN BORGIA, YOU ASSHOLES. I took names.
Second guy, well, that was my bad. I got distracted by treasure boxes and then I couldn't find them.
Third Person: I got to about ten feet away (I had been steaming across the map, Rome is the biggest map of ANY AC game) and DEADED.
Now being royally sulky I managed to succesfully rescue more baby assassins and now they're all running around doing things for meeee like good little minions. I now have arrow storm, too. TAKE THAT, BORGIA SCUM.
Also, doing the Brotherhood of Romulus hideout by the pyramid? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT IN EIGHT FUCKING MINUTES. SERIOUSLY. I spent all the minutes running around in circles until my brother told me to follow the torches. >8[
Ezio now sports deliciously dyed cape and robes. Oh yeah, work it baby.
I just need to meet Leonardo Dude Vinci now and I can be happy.
Still want to doodle my dumb little assassin oc.
(Also for some reason the Romulus guys make me think of Audric. I KNOW I AM SO LAME)
Entire journal can be chalked up to boredom and the fact I haven't heard from a friend in almost 24 hours, because I'm just that much of a pathetic person I panic without regular contact :/
I missed it because my brother played it and it was during one of my "not into videogames so much" phases.
I love air-assassineering.
Have you tried the online?
Air-assassineering is FTW!
Online can be fun! I'm currently level 11 I think, quite good with some things. It depends on the crowd and game you get, the team-based ones tend to be better for sneaky as it's not as much as a free-for-all as Manhunt.
I don't think I'd do the free-for-all, that'd just make me mad! XD
LEVELLIN' UP MY BROSASSINS.
...but lack Ace Attorney, Pokemon, and some other fun stuff >>
Curse having to own several consoles for your favourite games D: