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15 years ago
Alright, so I had all my ASU shit sorted out but than destiny decided to throw me a curve ball... right at my balls. This isn't an ordinary curveball where you don't know where the fuck the ball is going, I know where it's going, my genitalia, I just don't know how the fuck it's going to get there. Elaborate ball-related analogies aside, I needed 98$ fast or it was a lifetime of demeaning manual labor in my foreseeable future. Now kind reader, I know what you must be thinking: "Why the hell does that sexy ginger not just ask his parents for the oh so coveted college money?" Well, me being the outrageously gangsta uber-genius that I am, I fully anticipated your thought processes and have prepared an appropriate response: "Yeah I know I'm sexy, thanks. Also, my parents are too damn poor to give me any money, so yeah." I was in quite the shitsandwich. I, however, was not going to take a bite. Gucci be damned.
Originally I had asked mah mama three months ago to give me 10$ a week for cleaning up after my messy ass siblings, she agreed but always found some convenient excuse to not pay me. "Oh don't worry about it" "I'll get you latter, promise" Of course she was more full of shit than the aforementioned sandwich. Never mind the fact that I'm the only one of my siblings to not fail 9th grade twice. Twice. I get accepted to a major university, all expenses paid and they can't help with the fucking orientation fee and bus ticket. Yeah I'm bitter, so what? I am not about to get all gothtopic and complain about how my parents don't understand my special needs or some other gay shit. It's beneath me. Challenges make life interesting because they give us the opportunity to grow stronger and create more powerful virtues. But seriously, come on! What the fuck destiny!?
I was down and faced with a prospective defeat, namely in relying in others to take care of my goals for me. It looks like another year of waiting to go to ASU for me. This was my mistake, but I take full responsibility for it. That's just how I roll, now can you dig THAT SUCKAAA!!! *Duh nuh nuh da nuh da Duh nuh nuh da nuh da*
I'll just have to see what happens. *looks discerningly towards the sunrise in the background*
*The broadcast fades slowly to black as the figure of a wanderer walks toward the rising sun, the light outlining his form into a gray silhouette. Once the entire screen has grown black only a single noise can be heard, it chimes proudly and with austere melancholy.*
*Duh nuh nuh da nuh da Duh nuh nuh da nuh da*
Originally I had asked mah mama three months ago to give me 10$ a week for cleaning up after my messy ass siblings, she agreed but always found some convenient excuse to not pay me. "Oh don't worry about it" "I'll get you latter, promise" Of course she was more full of shit than the aforementioned sandwich. Never mind the fact that I'm the only one of my siblings to not fail 9th grade twice. Twice. I get accepted to a major university, all expenses paid and they can't help with the fucking orientation fee and bus ticket. Yeah I'm bitter, so what? I am not about to get all gothtopic and complain about how my parents don't understand my special needs or some other gay shit. It's beneath me. Challenges make life interesting because they give us the opportunity to grow stronger and create more powerful virtues. But seriously, come on! What the fuck destiny!?
I was down and faced with a prospective defeat, namely in relying in others to take care of my goals for me. It looks like another year of waiting to go to ASU for me. This was my mistake, but I take full responsibility for it. That's just how I roll, now can you dig THAT SUCKAAA!!! *Duh nuh nuh da nuh da Duh nuh nuh da nuh da*
I'll just have to see what happens. *looks discerningly towards the sunrise in the background*
*The broadcast fades slowly to black as the figure of a wanderer walks toward the rising sun, the light outlining his form into a gray silhouette. Once the entire screen has grown black only a single noise can be heard, it chimes proudly and with austere melancholy.*
*Duh nuh nuh da nuh da Duh nuh nuh da nuh da*
An epic party - the likes of which FA has never seen...
...occurs eternally in this journal footer.
Only the coolest of the cool kids were invited though.
Damn dude that sucks, I wish I could help ya, but I'm gonna be financially raped til Xmas. Gots to go pay for everybody's gifts and whatnot.
From an optimistic and comical stance, you know what they say, "When one door closes, another one opens". Maybe this is Gucci's way of saying, "You is goin' to teh fur conventions with yo' friends, den duh college, sucka!"
I dunno, maybe I'm throwing in my 2 cents when it was only supposed to be a penny for mah thoughts. You have a bright future, so I hope you get that money dude. It's like building a fortress but someone throws a rock at that one spot you never patched up and it all collapses.
Taun Taun threw it... >_>
Though, be prepared for he will most likely planeswalk over here and retaliate.