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PUBLIC SEX CRAZE ON THE RISE! Debate?
15 years ago
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Picture this!
Alright, so I was sitting in my bathroom on a see-through toilet seat with small dead starfish embedded into it. Staring vacantly at the wall across from me while I emptied my bladder all over the still serene waters in the bowl. Growing tired of the same blue wall I turned to my left and suddenly I was confronted by something I found not only interesting but also particularly arousing.
"PUBLIC SEX CRAZE ON THE RISE!" Claimed the McClain's magazine apparently this phenomenon is not only in the UK however because I then remembered some other little snippets in our local newspapers about the issue here in Ottawa. Brow arched I read on somewhat distracted from the fact that I had finished on the can already. So there are these parties held in wooded areas and peoples backyards and other such public places where people normally more than the classic two gather and decide to fuck hardcore under the moon!
My first thought was 'awesome' but apparently these backyard and small wood lot owners do not think in the same way as me. No biggie. So the article goes on to blame pretty much everyone, especially the internet XD. Which is probably all justify-able. But the stupid part is that this can come at all as a surprise to anyone!
Permit me to bring us back to the days of cavemen. Everything was danger, we traveled nearly our whole lives pretty much, we hunted, we fought, and we mated. All of these things were done in nature. Sure people are perverting it a bit by throwing it onto the net or claiming that they started it all, but really what are we doing apart from what we are born to do?
Same with fighting.
I work in a sports bar in the kitchen, and every UFC night ends usually with people brawling outside. The testosterone got all worked up and suddenly that sniveling little brown-noser in your office is a raging beast. Even in females this happens. One of my bartenders even went outside and tried yes to put an end to the fighting but she was fearless and ready to protect what we could establish as 'her den'.
Life for humans has become boring to the point of even driving us mad. Being safe in a home with a wife and your 2.5 kids should not make you want to hit the woman you claimed to love. But it does sometimes. There is no longer a challenge, life is set, even she won't leave you if hit because there's something about that adrenaline she needs sometimes. Not saying this is the correct method to do it. Or that battered women need to be hit. (I AM NOT SAYING YOU SHOULD DO THESE THINGS THIS IS JUST A RANT?) There are many high energy outlets the only problem is that they are on every street corner providing us with another means to be happy and functional.
Burn off steam- go to gym/take a run around the same block/do some quiet painting
Need sex - hooker/girlfriend/boyfriend/remain lonely
Need food- Buy some
Life is too fucking easy. If you got money, you can have these things. If you have lots of money you can have these things in abundance.
But if you are broke due to some kind of fuck up when you were young. Someone stole all your money, or you were just not very well off anyway.
It no longer matters how much you know because we have the internet where facts areblended with fiction but at least they are the answers you may want to hear. We don't care how good you can carve finely crafted furniture because the world is too big for you to be important unless you have a means to show yourself to the world. IE Money.
So, you'll use your gift in your own little world where for everyone else you bag burgers at McDonalds, go home to a husband or wife who has no idea who your really are and kids you cannot control.
Guh...Not sure where im going with this anymore. Lol anyway. Society sucks,Go fuck on park benches.
Anyway, take it as you will, feel free to comment or elaborate, or even debate with me! :3
Alright, so I was sitting in my bathroom on a see-through toilet seat with small dead starfish embedded into it. Staring vacantly at the wall across from me while I emptied my bladder all over the still serene waters in the bowl. Growing tired of the same blue wall I turned to my left and suddenly I was confronted by something I found not only interesting but also particularly arousing.
"PUBLIC SEX CRAZE ON THE RISE!" Claimed the McClain's magazine apparently this phenomenon is not only in the UK however because I then remembered some other little snippets in our local newspapers about the issue here in Ottawa. Brow arched I read on somewhat distracted from the fact that I had finished on the can already. So there are these parties held in wooded areas and peoples backyards and other such public places where people normally more than the classic two gather and decide to fuck hardcore under the moon!
My first thought was 'awesome' but apparently these backyard and small wood lot owners do not think in the same way as me. No biggie. So the article goes on to blame pretty much everyone, especially the internet XD. Which is probably all justify-able. But the stupid part is that this can come at all as a surprise to anyone!
Permit me to bring us back to the days of cavemen. Everything was danger, we traveled nearly our whole lives pretty much, we hunted, we fought, and we mated. All of these things were done in nature. Sure people are perverting it a bit by throwing it onto the net or claiming that they started it all, but really what are we doing apart from what we are born to do?
Same with fighting.
I work in a sports bar in the kitchen, and every UFC night ends usually with people brawling outside. The testosterone got all worked up and suddenly that sniveling little brown-noser in your office is a raging beast. Even in females this happens. One of my bartenders even went outside and tried yes to put an end to the fighting but she was fearless and ready to protect what we could establish as 'her den'.
Life for humans has become boring to the point of even driving us mad. Being safe in a home with a wife and your 2.5 kids should not make you want to hit the woman you claimed to love. But it does sometimes. There is no longer a challenge, life is set, even she won't leave you if hit because there's something about that adrenaline she needs sometimes. Not saying this is the correct method to do it. Or that battered women need to be hit. (I AM NOT SAYING YOU SHOULD DO THESE THINGS THIS IS JUST A RANT?) There are many high energy outlets the only problem is that they are on every street corner providing us with another means to be happy and functional.
Burn off steam- go to gym/take a run around the same block/do some quiet painting
Need sex - hooker/girlfriend/boyfriend/remain lonely
Need food- Buy some
Life is too fucking easy. If you got money, you can have these things. If you have lots of money you can have these things in abundance.
But if you are broke due to some kind of fuck up when you were young. Someone stole all your money, or you were just not very well off anyway.
It no longer matters how much you know because we have the internet where facts areblended with fiction but at least they are the answers you may want to hear. We don't care how good you can carve finely crafted furniture because the world is too big for you to be important unless you have a means to show yourself to the world. IE Money.
So, you'll use your gift in your own little world where for everyone else you bag burgers at McDonalds, go home to a husband or wife who has no idea who your really are and kids you cannot control.
Guh...Not sure where im going with this anymore. Lol anyway. Society sucks,Go fuck on park benches.
Anyway, take it as you will, feel free to comment or elaborate, or even debate with me! :3
