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f***ing weard MSN
15 years ago
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I have some f***ing weard MSN conversations, my friend randomly stated this
*conversation start*
*conversation start*
Jacob says:
She's dead
It happened
Lets not go into how it happened
All we need to figure out is how get rid of the body
Suggestions please Dan Dan says:
Roll her up in a carpet and
throw her off a brdgeJacob says:
I like it
How do we move her without getting noticedDan says:Preted were moveing houseJacob says:
Then we'dhave to hire moving vans as to aviod suspitionDan says:
ofcorseJacob says:
We dont have time,
I have it
We wait for a small, weak looking woman for a car
Say were gonna kill her if she dosent let her use her car tog et to the brigde
W eof course will have to kill her as well
So we may well need another carpetDan says:
i will pop ikeaJacob says:
GoodDan says:
no probJacob says:
But where are w egonna say she isDan says:
we could just act suprised
say she went homeJacob says:
BUt then they'll ask her mother
Oh fuck
Were in over our headsDan says:
We will have to run. beat them to to borderJacob says:
Yes.....or
We could frame James
He looks....handsyJacob says:
Are you ok with putting a innocent man in jailDan says:
im up for thatJacob says:
Excellent
Well thats that shit sor..............Dan says:
j-jake..Jacob says:
Jake
is dead
The duke however, hs ben cornered by Police
They will taste death this night
You know its rarther strange
My dead woman frined appears to be up o her feet
talking to me
Says she's.....goign to hell and that she's taking me with her
I will make lucifer trempleDan says:
awesome
good to see you again dukeJacob says:
Like waise to you as well my good sir
Now, I need to use your establishment for a hideput
Yours and Jacob's plans were all for noughtDan says:
ofcorse... our minds are feeble to the likes of yoursJacob says:
You are both useful to me
Never doubt that Dan says:
my pleasure dukeDaichi-Wolf
anyways, how are ya dood? haven't talked to ya in a long while