What smells like puke?
15 years ago
General
That'd be me. Ever have one of those days?
I was doing an oil change on my Pontiac since it was 62 degrees outside here... (Fucking Colorado weather) and was going to get the Camaro out for a bit so while I was waiting for the oil in the Pontiac to drain I grabbed a trash can that's been sitting out since we moved in. Who knows what was in it, but it was friggin heavy. Turned out that it was full of water and the sun made it really brittle. So as I hoist it into the trash bin the handles broke and it crashed down (RIGHT on my bad foot) and then promptly shattered into pieces emptying the chemicals and stagnant water, rotted dead mouse and all, all down my leg and all over my "everyday shoes". It smelled like puke, I mean a LOT of puke. Like, literally no joke, 35 gallons of puke. Even after washing the pants and the shoes they STILL smell like someone puked on them.
Ew.
I was doing an oil change on my Pontiac since it was 62 degrees outside here... (Fucking Colorado weather) and was going to get the Camaro out for a bit so while I was waiting for the oil in the Pontiac to drain I grabbed a trash can that's been sitting out since we moved in. Who knows what was in it, but it was friggin heavy. Turned out that it was full of water and the sun made it really brittle. So as I hoist it into the trash bin the handles broke and it crashed down (RIGHT on my bad foot) and then promptly shattered into pieces emptying the chemicals and stagnant water, rotted dead mouse and all, all down my leg and all over my "everyday shoes". It smelled like puke, I mean a LOT of puke. Like, literally no joke, 35 gallons of puke. Even after washing the pants and the shoes they STILL smell like someone puked on them.
Ew.
AngelFyre
~angelfyre
ewwww that sux....hows ur foot doin?
Duntov475
!duntov475
OP
It hurts, but all the toes move and theres no crunchy feeling.
AngelFyre
~angelfyre
well, at least there's that!
AkiraShima
∞akirashima
fuck!
Duntov475
!duntov475
OP
That's what I said, too!
Emira
~emira
Ewww. *shudder*
Frozen-EC
~frozen-ec
Think positive - In the Back to the Future movies, Biff always ended up smelling like shit. LoL.
Ktar_Aramee
~ktararamee
Hopefully you dont have to go see a foot fetish doctor, podiatrician i think. (In grown toe nail surgery sucked.)
Duntov475
!duntov475
OP
I had one where my toenail was curling downward and growing into the skin... It got infected and I removed it with wire cutters. Right as rain!
Ktar_Aramee
~ktararamee
Hope you had alcohol on hand, like what they rub on your skin before injections. I had mine done at a foot doctor. Getting shots in the big toes was more painful than having a 1982 ford grenada sitting on my foot.
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