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My freakin' Leg, Trolls, and a kick-ass song
15 years ago
So, as some of you may know I fell off a curb recently and broke my ankle and leg in three places, having to have surgery. Now I have metal rods holding my leg together and have nicknamed her the nutcracker, bwuahaha...The best part was finding my soul-mate in the ordeal. I'm...Recovering, but realizing that my memory is like Swiss cheese from a combination of pain and pain medication, both of which have been rather abundant here recently. Usually pain meds don't do this to me; a neurologist said that the shock, trauma and extreme pain (it was a *really* bad break) would cause me to forget...Well...Everything for the past month, besides a few fluttery memories that come and go. Now I'm sober and still can't recall much, even from the day to day.
My fella has a craaaaaazy ex who's totally trolling me and I think it's hilarious that she believes on any level that she's intellectually superior...Hahaha. I tried being nice to this girl, because hey, shit happens and I literally fell metaphorically into this guy's lap. Take that, grammar! But it's amusing that she's so obsessed she's making fake FA accounts to slander me. Ooooh, big scary bitch, trying to net-mess me. If she had any real balls, I'd just show her the "Nutcracker Suite". :)
And last but not least...There's a hip chick singer named Brenda Kahn who's an awesome anti-folk singer, and you should totally YouTube Mint Juleps and Needles because the song rocks.
Merry Christmas, if I don't get to post again! Heading to San Antonio next week to spend Christmas with my sweety and his family :)
Hope everyone's well!
**Lyrics**
Next to the club where your girlfriend
is dancing on the bar,
I left a stain on your glass. You called it a scar.
Speaking in tongues through tar-paved lungs,
the boy fell off his chair--
Too drunk to notice and too lost to care.
And you find that your life is a frustrated vision
of Gauguin's, Rodins, excellent diction.
Mint juleps and needles don't add up to wisdom.
You're cracked. You've gone mad. Makes me so sad
I like you better than most of the men I've had.
He took my hand by the Charles and said art is my only desire,
then spit out his drink, headed back to the barroom choir.
She said madness is triggered by sadness
and slipped down the fire escape.
And the rain on the roof tops is silenced
by sirens and violence.
You walk like a man but your heart has been raped.
And you find that your life is a frustrated vision
of Gauguins, Rodins, excellent diction.
Mint juleps and needles don't add up to wisdom.
You're cracked. You've gone mad. Makes me so sad
I like you better than most of the men I've had.
And next to the club where your girlfriend
is dancing on the bar,
I left a stain on your glass. You called it a scar.
Half a glass of cognac and a punch in the mouth--
We are the people our parents warned us about.
And he struck me like a matchstick, only to prove
there's really nothing at all I have to lose.
And you find that your life is a frustrated vision
of Gauguin's, Rodins, excellent diction.
Mint juleps and needles don't add up to wisdom.
You're cracked. You've gone mad. It's hopelessly sad
I like you better than most of those men I've had.
And next to the club where your girlfriend
sells herself on the bar,
I left a stain on your glass. You called it a scar.
My fella has a craaaaaazy ex who's totally trolling me and I think it's hilarious that she believes on any level that she's intellectually superior...Hahaha. I tried being nice to this girl, because hey, shit happens and I literally fell metaphorically into this guy's lap. Take that, grammar! But it's amusing that she's so obsessed she's making fake FA accounts to slander me. Ooooh, big scary bitch, trying to net-mess me. If she had any real balls, I'd just show her the "Nutcracker Suite". :)
And last but not least...There's a hip chick singer named Brenda Kahn who's an awesome anti-folk singer, and you should totally YouTube Mint Juleps and Needles because the song rocks.
Merry Christmas, if I don't get to post again! Heading to San Antonio next week to spend Christmas with my sweety and his family :)
Hope everyone's well!
**Lyrics**
Next to the club where your girlfriend
is dancing on the bar,
I left a stain on your glass. You called it a scar.
Speaking in tongues through tar-paved lungs,
the boy fell off his chair--
Too drunk to notice and too lost to care.
And you find that your life is a frustrated vision
of Gauguin's, Rodins, excellent diction.
Mint juleps and needles don't add up to wisdom.
You're cracked. You've gone mad. Makes me so sad
I like you better than most of the men I've had.
He took my hand by the Charles and said art is my only desire,
then spit out his drink, headed back to the barroom choir.
She said madness is triggered by sadness
and slipped down the fire escape.
And the rain on the roof tops is silenced
by sirens and violence.
You walk like a man but your heart has been raped.
And you find that your life is a frustrated vision
of Gauguins, Rodins, excellent diction.
Mint juleps and needles don't add up to wisdom.
You're cracked. You've gone mad. Makes me so sad
I like you better than most of the men I've had.
And next to the club where your girlfriend
is dancing on the bar,
I left a stain on your glass. You called it a scar.
Half a glass of cognac and a punch in the mouth--
We are the people our parents warned us about.
And he struck me like a matchstick, only to prove
there's really nothing at all I have to lose.
And you find that your life is a frustrated vision
of Gauguin's, Rodins, excellent diction.
Mint juleps and needles don't add up to wisdom.
You're cracked. You've gone mad. It's hopelessly sad
I like you better than most of those men I've had.
And next to the club where your girlfriend
sells herself on the bar,
I left a stain on your glass. You called it a scar.
aww, and you found someone who seems to be worth it? that's awesome after all those beatings... best wishes! and merry xmas, too, of course. ^^
Yeah, he's a great guy. I was literally on our first date (Only it wasn't supposed to be a date, we were just going out as friends for dinner for the first time...) when I stepped off of the curb and broke my leg. This sweet, sweet man has taken care of me ever since. I <3 him so much :D
merry Christmas!
good luck with that!
aw, your first date? and then an accident happens.. what away to begin a relationship. I SO wish that this time he's the right guy for you!
heh, no, I avoid facebook like nothing good. even in germany with out many laws, they do what they want with your vital data. :P
good to hear you're still singing and stuff. sounds like it be the right career for you. ^^
It was a bad accident with a happy ending. I have the most lovable, most wonderful guy who I've ever met. He's the one ^_^ Now his psycho ex-girlfriend wants to be a big LOLTROLL and is making up FA accounts. She actually wasted the time to make an icon of my face - look at the post below, it's pretty hilarious. I tried to be nice to her, but she is soooo jealous she's freakin' out like a psychopath, but I don't think she really knows crazy :)
I guess you know a couple degrees of crazy more. :)
maybe ignoring her might be the right thing in the long run. let her make herself the laughing stock of everybody else. :)
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(Cartman)
And girl you know that you're the only girl for me
Girl
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(All)
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(Cartman)
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(Stan)
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(Kyle)
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(All)
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I'm gunna fingerbang bang you into my life
Girl, you like to fingerbang and it's alright
Cuz I'm the king of fingerbang, let's not fight
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You provide much amusement. Much. You *seriously* have no idea.
"Bang bang, he shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang Bang, my baby shot me down..."
Avoid Facebook like the plague - their entire business model is based on selling information on you.
*hugs*
Eh, I kinda like Facebook despite its downfalls. it works as a great avenue for publicity and show-sharing with many people/fans.
How've you been? :) Merry Christmas!
*Hugs*
Do you like SF? If so, I just finished John Ringo's "Live Free Or Die", which had me grinning from ear to ear from start to finish. It is about an uncompromising freedom lover who doesn't like the alien invasion of Earth one little bit. He starts a guerrilla war over maple syrup...