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Weaver Needs Help!
15 years ago
GUESS WHAT!
This is my Birthday Week! THIS WEEK EXACTLY.
But things are not going well for me right now at all! My health is rapidly deteriorating and I broke a toothy wide open in a bloody mess the other day and I cannot afford to see a dentist and I am eating top ramen two meals a day and A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER THINGS DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY TO MAKE YOU FEEL SORRY FOR ME.
Why am I bringing up this orgy of self-pity and griping? Because I have decided to do what all once-relevant artists do when things take a turn for the worse.
No, not man up! I mean BILK MY LOYAL FANS!
That's right, starting now I am opening donations. Every little bit helps! I am normally too proud and stupid and venomous to ask for handouts but I am having trouble making ends meet and I do not feel like I am good enough to perform actual commissions. So in my mind this is the next best thing.
How much am I asking for? Only what you can spare or feel it is worth it to send! I hold no presumptions about being on-par with any of the genuine artists who actually make a living off their craft and can afford to buy banner ads. But every penny you can pledge will help!
But wait!
Everyone who donates $1.00 USD or more will get a complimentary sketch by me on a subject of your choosing!
So please be sure to include with your donation what you would like me to draw and I will be sure to deliver it to the best of my abilities in a prompt manner! Please keep in mind it will only be a sketch, and though I will do my best I cannot promise it will be worth hanging on your fridge!
If you are actually still here and not actually vomiting in anger at this moment, then please send your PAYPAL donations to:
ACTarbiter@gmail.com
So please, to all my remaining fans who I have not yet taken advantage of, give generously this Holiday Season. To me. And I will draw for you in return!
If nothing else, it would make a very nice birthday present!
This is my Birthday Week! THIS WEEK EXACTLY.
But things are not going well for me right now at all! My health is rapidly deteriorating and I broke a toothy wide open in a bloody mess the other day and I cannot afford to see a dentist and I am eating top ramen two meals a day and A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER THINGS DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY TO MAKE YOU FEEL SORRY FOR ME.
Why am I bringing up this orgy of self-pity and griping? Because I have decided to do what all once-relevant artists do when things take a turn for the worse.
No, not man up! I mean BILK MY LOYAL FANS!
That's right, starting now I am opening donations. Every little bit helps! I am normally too proud and stupid and venomous to ask for handouts but I am having trouble making ends meet and I do not feel like I am good enough to perform actual commissions. So in my mind this is the next best thing.
How much am I asking for? Only what you can spare or feel it is worth it to send! I hold no presumptions about being on-par with any of the genuine artists who actually make a living off their craft and can afford to buy banner ads. But every penny you can pledge will help!
But wait!
Everyone who donates $1.00 USD or more will get a complimentary sketch by me on a subject of your choosing!
So please be sure to include with your donation what you would like me to draw and I will be sure to deliver it to the best of my abilities in a prompt manner! Please keep in mind it will only be a sketch, and though I will do my best I cannot promise it will be worth hanging on your fridge!
If you are actually still here and not actually vomiting in anger at this moment, then please send your PAYPAL donations to:
ACTarbiter@gmail.com
So please, to all my remaining fans who I have not yet taken advantage of, give generously this Holiday Season. To me. And I will draw for you in return!
If nothing else, it would make a very nice birthday present!
I mean goddamn do you really want some Cthulhu motherfucker responding to your call for charity
He'll be like HERE IS YOUR VAST REALM BEYOND THE VEIL OF HUMAN SANITY. IN THIS UN-PLACE YOU SHALL SLUMBER FOREVER, TO DREAM OF LIFE, BUT NEVER LIVE.
IN RETURN I WOULD LIKE A DRAWING OF MY FURSONA PLAYING WITH A BALL OF YARN HE IS A CUTE B/W KITSUNE WITH A RAINBOW BRACELET ON HIS LEFT HAND
/quest/ will be notified accordingly.
I don't have much, but I think you deserve my money more than most.