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The 12 Days of FA
15 years ago
On the twelfth day of Christmas, FA gave to me
12 thousand commenting
11 hundred journaling
10 dozen notes leaking
9 score people leaving
8 emos bleeding
7 dramawhores gleeing
6 trolls a-grieving
5 galleries emptied
4 bestial loves
3 fucked hens
2 coerced lovings
AND A DRAMA THAT KEEPS ON GIVING!
Hmmm, needs work. That's all I'm saying on the matter, other than this: it's only the internet people, yeesh. Worry about your job, family, world hunger, that weird lump down there (actually Mr. Griffin, that's your penis) and THEN worry about potential embarassment online.
12 thousand commenting
11 hundred journaling
10 dozen notes leaking
9 score people leaving
8 emos bleeding
7 dramawhores gleeing
6 trolls a-grieving
5 galleries emptied
4 bestial loves
3 fucked hens
2 coerced lovings
AND A DRAMA THAT KEEPS ON GIVING!
Hmmm, needs work. That's all I'm saying on the matter, other than this: it's only the internet people, yeesh. Worry about your job, family, world hunger, that weird lump down there (actually Mr. Griffin, that's your penis) and THEN worry about potential embarassment online.
Now we now have a bunch of nonstandard second person plural pronouns ("you all,", "y'all," "you ones," "yinz,", "you guys") since not having a second person plural is a pain in the ass :P
And Herr Todex; "daresthestd?" Really? Schissencopfther, mein liebling Öbersturmfurher!
How is your fine, hairy little self these days?
On another note...... this song is now my christmas tradition, and I shall sing it each year. Down the line, a bear cub will approach you, pointing his chubby little paw excitedly at you, saying "Look look, Mum! Its the man who gave christmas meaning!"