I just want you all to know that if you get abusive messages from me like 'Get lost' or 'shut up', or get blocked, it's probably, definitely not a hacker.

All me, baby.

Also, this thing so didn't start as someone's excuse for posting a massive bitch-fit at their friends and trying to undo the damage. "Oh man, I was totally hacked and stuff, bro, I love you. Please unblock me in return."