I sneaked this from  eternalundeath because I read it and laughed! Nicely timed after all this crap that's been circling around this place.

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Well, obviously, we have a hacker in FurAffinity...

[autotune]They're hackin in ur accounts
They're snatchin' yo pictures up
Tryin'a steal 'em so y'all need to
Hide yo pics
Hide yo notes
Hide yo pics
Hide yo notes
Hide yo pics
Hide yo notes
And hide yo passwords cuz they hackin' everybody out there

You don't have to give your IP
We backtracin' you
We goan' fiiiind you
We goan' find you
So you can go and log that
Go and log that
Go and log that
Hacker
Hack-
Hack-
Hacker

We got ur account
You done left file trails and all
You are so n00b
You are really n00b. For real.

The fur got away leaving behind paw prints

The site was attacked by some idiot on the internet
So n00b, so n00b, so n00b, so-

They're hackin in ur accounts
They're snatchin' yo pictures up
Tryin'a steal 'em so y'all need to
Hide yo pics
Hide yo notes
Hide yo pics
Hide yo notes
Hide yo pics
Hide yo notes
And hide yo passwords cuz they hackin' everybody out there

You don't have to give your IP
We backtracin' you
We goan' fiiiind you
We goan' find you
So you can go and log that
Go and log that
Go and log that
Hacker
Hack-
Hack-
Hacker[/autotune]