Okay, so I was browsing FurAffinity and I found Avyris's profile, well because i'm such a huge stalker I kinda well, stalked her page. Upon said stalking I found an entry about something to do with her interviewing her characters, and well I just had to do it too so.. Enjoy! X3

Pick 3-5 characters, and have them interviewed. Write their answers in a script/skit format.

Firstly, introduce yourselves
Spacrtacus: *waves* Hi, i'm Spartacus.
C-no: Thanks for the introduction there genius.
Spartacus: blow me..
C-no: That's Moon's job.
Moon: Hey, don't pull me into this!
Arkane: He just did, sweetheart.
Kit-Kat: Oh would you idiots cork it.

What do you do for a living?
Moon: As you can see C-no there is an entertainer.
C-no: Oh ha ha ha.
Arkane: That almost made me laugh.
C-no: Can it butter bean.
Arkane: *quirks a brow in a rather confused manner* butter bean?
Spartacus: How much do they pay you C-no?
C-no: Not enough..
Kit-Kat: I wouldn't either.
C-no: Hey! D<

And after you are done with work or school or whatever it is you do, what do you do to unwind?
Spartacus: *kicks back and relaxes* I'm doin' it.
Moon: Doing what?
Spartacus: Doin' this.
Moon: Huh?
Arkane: Oh for the love of God..
Moon: What about God?
C-no: Can we move this along before Moon hurts herself?
Moon: I hurt myself?
Kit-Kat: Nevermind Moon, dear...

Any bad habits or nasty indulgences, like smoking or gambling?
C-no: Arkane claims he drinks 'cause he's "badass"
Arkane: What I do in my free time is none of your concern, C-no.
Kit-Kat: And how much free time do you have exactly?
Spartacus: More than the redneck can handle..
Arkane: I ain't no redneck..
Moon: Oh? And what makes you think that?
Arkane: I havn't married my sister.
C-no: Yet..
Arkane: ... Fuck you..

Do you wear hats, and if so, which is your favorite?
Kit-Kat: *pauses momentarily, pondering said question* C-no wears a fedora.
Spartacus: You mean that hat he got during his Michael Jackson phase?
C-no: Hey, Michael Jackson use to be da shit.
Arkane: Yeah, he was "da shit" alright..
C-no: *slams his hands on the table* and what's that suppose to mean, wise guy?
Arkane: It's not suppose to mean shit.
Moon: Michael Jackson? ... Hey wasn't he the guy that got into that little...
C-no: *interrupts with a bout of yelling* No Moon, he wasn't!
Kit-Kat: Not what The news said.
C-no: Blow me..
spartacus: Ouch...

Favorite method of killing someone?
Arkane: We're animals, not killers..
C-no: Next question...

What genre of books do you like to read? And if not those, any magazines or comics you might like?
C-no: I read all the time.
Arkane: Yeah, can't you tell?
C-no: Go fuck a blow up.
Spartacus: Pfft, he got you there.
Arkane: I ain't got money for that shit..
Moon: Course not.
Arkane: Fuck you!
Kit-Kat: Didn't we just go over this?
C-no: *cackles*

What song could you put on repeat over and over again?
*They all turn and look at one another before C-no finally speaks up*
C-no: No. 5 by Hollywood Undead..
Arkane: Why the fuck would you wanna replay that shit?
Kit-Kat: Better than your tea baggin' song, Arkane.
Arkane: pffft, everyone loves a good tea baggin' song.
Moon: Only those who don't get enough.
C-no: Looks like she's got ya there, Arkane.
Arkane: You guys are assholes...
Spartacus: Oh, now he's gay?
Arkane: Fuck you!
Spartacus: You wish.
Moon: Cut the shit and let's move on.

Do you have any pets?
C-no: Three dogs..
Kit-Kat: To many to count..
Arkane: I got a cat..
Spartacus: That cat you tried to bone in the youtube video?
C-no: X3
Arkane: next question.. -.-

What is the first thing you tend to notice when you first meet someone? What impresses you? What disgusts you? Is there anything that ever particularly grabs your interest – something you might find attractive? (Like glasses or a certain eye color.)
Arkane and C-no simultaneously: Chest..
Kit-Kat: You guys are pigs!
Moon: *nods her head in agreement*
Spartacus: I always tend to notice her smile first.
C-no: Suck up..
Arkane: More like suck it.
Spartacus: Don't be hatin'
C-no: I'm not hatin'. I be tellin'
Spartacus: What?
Arkane: pfft, virgins..

Do you like roller coasters?
C-no: Like them? I fucking love roller coasters!
Arkane: He's an adrenaline junkie..
Moon: He does drugs?
Kit-Kat: No, he's just in it for the rush.
Spartacus: *surpresses a luagh*
C-no: I get rushes from a lot of things. *winks*
Kit-Kat:Would someone please tell me why i'm dating him?
Moon: You were desperate?
Arkane: oh ho ho ho. X3
Spartacus: lol
C-no: Moving along..

If your character were in a video game, what game would you likely be in? You can name a genre, or a specific game.
C-no: Borderlands!
Arkane: Oh, I love that game!
Spartacus: I like the Skags.
Moon: What are they talking about?
Kit-Kat: A game.
Moon: I knew that, but what the fuck is a skag?
C-no: Yo' momma was a skag.
Moon: My mother was not a skank! D<
Spartacus: He said skag not skank.
Moon: There's a difference?
C-no: Dear God.. -.-

Do you have any siblings? Do you like them?
Moon: Well, I do have a sister.
Spartacus: Moving on!

Ever cross-dressed before?
C-no: Arkane's a pansy.
Arkane: One time C-no, one time!
C-no: I got a video of it in my room, wanna see?
Arkane: Don't you dare!
C-no: Watch me..
Arkane: How about a cut you instead?

What are your impressions about the other interviewees?
*all stare blankly at the interviewer*
C-no: Maybe he's retarded...

Do you even want to be here?
C-no: Nope.
Arkane: Hell no.
Spartacus: What kinda question is that?
Moon: No, just... No.
Kit-Kat: I live here, so if we can just finish up so I can kick all of you out of my home.
C-no: I live here too.
Kit-Kat: Continue to crack jokes about me and you won't be for long..
Arkane: Burn!
Kit-Kat: Can it fuckface!

Tell me a secret you know about anyone – it could be any other character, even ones that aren’t at this interview! Reveal something they wouldn’t want others to know!
Moon: How rude..
C-no: Moon keeps a vibrator hidden under her mattrice.
Moon: How the fuck do you know that?!
C-no: I ain't saying..
Arkane: Him and Kit got it on in your bed.
Moon: Are you serious?! Those were brand new sheets!
Kit-Kat: I hardly doubt it's the sheet you should be worrying about.
Spartacus: No wonder the bed was crusty..
Moon: oh my god, next question..
C-no: no no, I like humiliating people.
Arkane: C-no keeps A..
C-no: Okay, next question!

What do you wear to bed?
C-no: Shorts..
Arkane: Shorts?
C-no: Yeah, you know. Shorts.
Spartacus: And I thought Moon was retarded.
Moon: Excuse me?
Kit-Kat: Oh, I love you guys.. X3

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