My Uncle: so what do u wanna do job wise

Me: something art related but besides that just a few normal jobs. i need to build up a resume or something cause right now its looking pretty crappy

My Uncle: wat do u know about art

Me :depends on what you ask

My Uncle: what do wanna do sell it make it or wat

Me: art isnt actually worth much to sell until youre dead

My Uncle: but u can make money selling it

Me: only if you draw porn