SEX MEME.
14 years ago
Cause I felt like it. DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Mmmmmm YEAH.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Anytime.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The side closest to the wall
4. Do you masturbate?
Indeed.
5. How often? Lately?
Whenever I feel like it, usually often XD
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not seriously, but is that an offer?
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers! Nothing is appealing about sitting in your own dirt.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
I wish.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Mmmm sometimes.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive AND passive.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I sure do.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
HAHA no.
13. Would you choose love or money?
love
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Biting, handcuffs, and hmm....biting.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
I'm not sure what this means. Slut wise? Yea
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Hasn't happened romantically yet.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
The floor
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Nope!
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
I WANNA
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
I don't go to bars
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
I DON'T GO TO BARS
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
.............
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes sir! :)
24. What's your sexuality?
I don't really care!
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Sounds difficult.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Nope!
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Does Spencers count?
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Had things boughten FOR me. :D
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Sure do.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
A few, and that's for me to know and you not to find out :D
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
XD
I PLEAD THE FIFTH
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope!
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
lol yep.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yep.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yesh.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Cowgirl
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Does biting count?
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Never.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I DARE YOU
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Mmmmmm YEAH.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Anytime.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The side closest to the wall
4. Do you masturbate?
Indeed.
5. How often? Lately?
Whenever I feel like it, usually often XD
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not seriously, but is that an offer?
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers! Nothing is appealing about sitting in your own dirt.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
I wish.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Mmmm sometimes.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive AND passive.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I sure do.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
HAHA no.
13. Would you choose love or money?
love
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Biting, handcuffs, and hmm....biting.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
I'm not sure what this means. Slut wise? Yea
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Hasn't happened romantically yet.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
The floor
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Nope!
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
I WANNA
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
I don't go to bars
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
I DON'T GO TO BARS
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
.............
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes sir! :)
24. What's your sexuality?
I don't really care!
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Sounds difficult.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Nope!
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Does Spencers count?
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Had things boughten FOR me. :D
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Sure do.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
A few, and that's for me to know and you not to find out :D
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
XD
I PLEAD THE FIFTH
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope!
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
lol yep.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yep.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Yesh.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Cowgirl
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Does biting count?
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Never.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I DARE YOU
Interesting.
I have one question and I'm gonna feel like SUCH a loser not knowing >w> What's oral sex?
*Is a virgin on the internet as well as rl..doesnt know these things*
But seriously, I lol'd at the whole I DONT GO TO BARS >C over and over again. XDDD Made me happy.
nice meme and i have to say i think a certain dragon has met his match :p
WRRRYY