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Update and Rant Time (Plus 8 new truths)
15 years ago
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*lights come up one at a time, revealing a lone being standing on stage, slowly he raises his head until it is in perfect position, his eyes open, looks around, then stares straight at the audience, he takes a few slow deep breathes, opens his mouth, and says...*
Hello, everyone. To start off, I didn't get the job at UPS (FUCKIN' BASTARDS). It's obvious that I don't have what it takes to get a job.
Here's some truths about me.
Truths
1-I have graduated from college, later than I thought.
2-I'm always a day late and a dollar short...on everything.
3-I don't want a fursuit, anymore. They're TOO MUCH TROUBLE!!!
4-I don't think I'm gonna be moving anywhere.
5-I don't like being left out.
6-I don't think I'm gonna pursue my dream of going to New York, anymore.
7-I am not an optimist, I'm a pessimist. I believe that life sucks, and there's nothing you can do to change it.
8-I don't like the Christmas season anymore. I did when I was younger, but as I got older, I learned to hate it. It's the same old, same old, every year. BAH HUMBUG!!!
I know, I'm a real Scrooge and a Grinch! Sorry if this hurts, but it's just who I am.
Here's some truths about me.
Truths
1-I have graduated from college, later than I thought.
2-I'm always a day late and a dollar short...on everything.
3-I don't want a fursuit, anymore. They're TOO MUCH TROUBLE!!!
4-I don't think I'm gonna be moving anywhere.
5-I don't like being left out.
6-I don't think I'm gonna pursue my dream of going to New York, anymore.
7-I am not an optimist, I'm a pessimist. I believe that life sucks, and there's nothing you can do to change it.
8-I don't like the Christmas season anymore. I did when I was younger, but as I got older, I learned to hate it. It's the same old, same old, every year. BAH HUMBUG!!!
I know, I'm a real Scrooge and a Grinch! Sorry if this hurts, but it's just who I am.
