I stole this from  psychweasel and  ratte

[1] Are you bi?
Nah. Total faggot.

[2] Where was your facebook profile picture taken?
abandoned cement factory, inside a giant pipe

[3] What is your middle name?
Anne

[4] Do you have a crush?
A little

[5] Does your crush like you back?
IDK

[6] What is your current mood?
Nervous

[7] What are you looking forward to?
BASIC TRAINING okay so I'm more looking forward to tech school but that's coming first

[8] What makes you happy?
mountain dew.

[9] Look at a poster in your room, who's on it?
comic book Deadpool, right next to Rorschach, Leonardo da Vinci machines, and a horrific mangled and glitter-sprayed poster of 'Sparkles McBiterson the Scurry Vampire"

[10] What are you not looking forward to?
Basic training HURRR

[11] If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
A cat, probably.

[12] Have you ever had a near death experience?
nahhhh

[13] What was the last phone conversation you had?
HEY JED I REMEMBERED THAT TRANSFORMERS SERIES NAME WITH ARCEE IT WAS TRANSFORMERS PRIME AND ALSO YOU NEED TO COME OVER AND WATCH MY LITTLE PONY WITH ME AND THAT DELTORA QUEST ANIME

[14] The song stuck in your head?
Lemonsnout Turnabout

[15] What is your desktop background?
Vriska and Kanaya making out awwwww yeahhhhh

[16] What are you wearing?
No shirt and some grey checkered skinny jeans. Oh and a fedora.
I'm kinda silly that way, when no one is around. SHIRTS SUCK.

[17] When was the last time you cried?
uhhhhh Christmas

[18] Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
This question is assuming i can actually sing

[19] If you could have a super power what would it be?
Pyromancy >:D

[20] What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
That they're boys?

[21] What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Milky Way Mocha thing usually cold

[22] What's your biggest secret?
I really don't have one. 'strue

[23] Who makes you the happiest?
....no one, actually. Wow. Well fuck.

[24] Who makes you the most depressed?
pmuch most people

[25] Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
...I don't watch anything else. X3

[26] What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Mountain dew

[28] What's your favorite smell?
Orange Creamsicles

[29] If you could describe your life in one word what would it be?
useless

[30] When was the last time you had a hug?
Shit, IDK. Months? I have a pretty decently sized personal space bubble

[31] What do you want most in life?
mountain dew

[32] What are you thinking about right now?
going and buying more mountain dew

[33] What should you be doing?
packing my shit

[34] What's your favourite candy?
CANDY CORN.

[35] How often do you laugh?
I just giggle maniacally. It's true. I get teased about it a lot.

[36] Do you like working in the yard?
Pfftt no.

[37] What are you doing this week?
Packing my shit and running around with friends before I leave

[38] Do you act differently around your crush/significant other?
This is assuming anyone loves me :V

[39] Who was the last person to make you cry?
Everyone in my weird-ass family who thought it would be brilliant to come over on both Christmas Eve and Christmas and then stay forever and ever so I was pretty much forced to hide in my room and be alone that whole time

[40] Did you lie at all during this survey?
Nahhhhh.