"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"
-Will Ferrel Talledaga Nights

"out of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most"
-Ozzy Osbourne

"I'm a fake hero, a creul joke God has played on me"
-Jim Morrison

"Drug use does not equal drug abuse"
-Marylin Manson

"I hate to advocate the use of drugs, alcohol, and mind and mood altering chemicals, but hey, they've always worked for me"
-Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

"Jesus this, Moses that, Abraham hit me with a wiffle ball bat."
-Adam Sandler "Little Nickey"

"Idle hands are the devil's playground"
-"Idle Hands" posted by Rixxster

"Never make it easier for someone to kill you than leave you alive. You won't like what comes next."
-Mulefoot

"Live Fast...Die!!!"
-GG Allen

"Just because your paranoid, doesn't mean their not after you"
- Kurt Cobain

"Smokin weed, Smokin weed, Doin coke, drinkin beers, drinkin beers, beers, beers..."
-Jay and Silent Bob

90% of gay guys were born gay, the other 10% were sucked into it"
-Fuckin me


Now's where anyone who reads this can help me build a better list...lets call it a science experiment...give me your insightful, weird, crazy, or whatev....